Rules

Rules
Why, hello there, how nice of you to drop by. By the look on your face, I suppose you're here to learn about the Rules and Etiquette of Italic Forums. Indeed, you've come to the right place. I'll make this quick, as the rules are few and far in between. Rule 1: You are not allowed to post any sexually or violently explicit content, which includes pornography or extremely grotesque images. Rule 2: Please refrain from excessive swearing. Now, you are allowed to use any curse word out there, but do so tastefully. Don't go about swearing in every sentence, especially when you could have gotten the same point across with a different word. Rule 3: You may not like somebody, you might even hate their guts and want to pour mud in their personal swimming pool, but keep your squabbles out of here. Jumping on somebody's arse, unless they're doing something incredibly wrong, is not your job. Rule 4: I say, nothing is worse than a post that is hard to look at due to grammatical, punctuation, and spelling errors. Do try to keep that in line, will you? This also applies to making posts that consist of one sentence or one word. Keep that down. Now, the following is not a rule, but a forum tradition. We're all very classy, well with the exception of certain gentlemen, and we do certain things through democracy. If the members of Italic want somebody banned, they post a new topic at http://italicforum.com/forum/448380/ , and if the majority of active users vote for the ban, they're officially banned for at least one fortnight. Well, thank you for your time. How about you come down for tea some day?

Why, hello there, how nice of you to drop by. By the look on your face, I suppose you're here to learn about the Rules and Etiquette of Italic Forums.

Indeed, you've come to the right place. I'll make this quick, as the rules are few and far in between.

Rule 1: You are not allowed to post any sexually or violently explicit content, which includes pornography or extremely grotesque images.
Rule 2: Please refrain from excessive swearing. Now, you are allowed to use any curse word out there, but do so tastefully. Don't go about swearing in every sentence, especially when you could have gotten the same point across with a different word.
Rule 3: You may not like somebody, you might even hate their guts and want to pour mud in their personal swimming pool, but keep your squabbles out of here. Jumping on somebody's arse, unless they're doing something incredibly wrong, is not your job.
Rule 4: I say, nothing is worse than a post that is hard to look at due to grammatical, punctuation, and spelling errors. Do try to keep that in line, will you? This also applies to making posts that consist of one sentence or one word. Keep that down.

Now, the following is not a rule, but a forum tradition. We're all very classy, well with the exception of certain gentlemen, and we do certain things through democracy. If the members of Italic want somebody banned, they post a new topic at http://italicforum.com/forum/448380/ , and if the majority of active users vote for the ban, they're officially banned for at least one fortnight.

Well, thank you for your time. How about you come down for tea some day?