| An epic Chat rp; Starring Kiorein Keverth and Stairmaster | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 25 2009, 05:59 PM (201 Views) | |
| Stairmaster | Feb 25 2009, 05:59 PM Post #1 |
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The first few lines are ooc. The thingy stared around when we started panicking I guess. [19:25] Stairmaster: DUDE [19:26] Stairmaster: FALCON DUDE [19:26] Stairmaster: HE IS DEAD [19:26] Stairmaster: DEADER THAN DISCO [19:26] Stairmaster: WHICH IS CADEAVERIFFIC [19:26] Kiorein: >> [19:43] Stairmaster: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO [19:43] Stairmaster: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO [19:43] Kiorein: AAAAAAAAAAAA [19:43] Stairmaster: SHIT [19:43] Stairmaster: EVASIVE MANUEVER ALPHA CENTAURI [19:44] * Stairmaster ducks as a bullet bill flies over [19:44] Kiorein: *Is killed* [19:44] Stairmaster: KIO [19:44] Stairmaster: KIOOOO [19:44] * Stairmaster pulls out a green mushroom and force feeds it to you [19:45] Kiorein: *Is already dead* [19:45] Stairmaster: NO [19:45] Stairmaster: 1UP [19:45] Stairmaster: 1UP [19:45] Stairmaster: 1 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP [19:45] Stairmaster: *Fifteen years later* [19:45] Stairmaster: In the end it was not the giant bullet that killed kio [19:45] Stairmaster: but it was his incompotence [19:45] * Stairmaster is testifying at court [19:46] Kiorein: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard [19:46] Stairmaster: D: [19:46] Kiorein: The bullet ATTACKED ME [19:46] Stairmaster: *Court*: Gasps [19:46] Stairmaster: Judge: Is this true Mr.Bullet Bill? [19:47] Stairmaster: Bullet bill: *Flies at the court at an alarming speed* [19:47] Stairmaster: OH GOD [19:47] Kiorein: AAAAHHHH!!!! [19:47] Kiorein: *Jumps on top of bullet bill* [19:47] Stairmaster: KIO [19:47] Stairmaster: OOOO [19:47] Kiorein: *Kills him but ends up landing in an endless pit* [19:47] Stairmaster: wwait [19:47] Stairmaster: who put that endless pit there [19:47] Stairmaster: *Twenty years later* [19:48] Stairmaster: In the end it wasn't the fall that killed kio [19:48] Stairmaster: but it was starvation [19:48] Stairmaster: *Is at an OSHA hearing* [19:48] Kiorein: Actually [19:48] Kiorein: Eventually I climbed out [19:48] Stairmaster: Court: *Gasps* [19:48] Stairmaster: Judge: Is this true mr.Giant bottomless pit [19:48] Stairmaster: Giant bottomless pit: .... [19:49] Kiorein: *Wipes a tear from his eye* [19:49] Kiorein: He has quite a way with words [19:49] Stairmaster: yes [19:49] Stairmaster: *Fifty years later* [19:49] Stairmaster: In the end it wasn't the giant bottomless pit that saved our nation [19:49] Stairmaster: but it was his ideas [19:50] * Stairmaster is at another court [19:50] Kiorein: Kio Jr.: Actually he used a kickass machine gun to do it [19:50] Stairmaster: *this time for crimes against humanity* [19:50] Stairmaster: yes [19:50] Stairmaster: and he was justified in firing it indiscriminately at those civilian targets [19:50] Stairmaster: even the preschools [19:50] Kiorein: Kio Jr.: He killed my father :( [19:51] Stairmaster: *Seventy five years later* [19:51] Stairmaster: in the end it wasn't the war that killed Kiorein Sr. [19:51] Stairmaster: It was the bullets from a kickass machine gun. [19:51] Stairmaster: *is at his deathbed* [19:51] Stairmaster: *simeltaneously holding a very late eulogy for kio sr.* [19:51] Kiorein: Kio IV: So can I inherit the money yet [19:52] Stairmaster: *One million years later* [19:52] Stairmaster: Stairmaster the one hundreth In the end it was not Kio fours greed that destroyed the planet. [19:53] Stairmaster: Stairmaster M: It was the enormous black hole created by the mass of the money collpasing upon itself [19:53] Kiorein: Kiobot 5000: I concur [19:53] Kiorein: Kiobot 5000: Let us kill all humans [19:53] Stairmaster: Indeed [19:54] * Stairmaster points to the last human in existence [19:54] Stairmaster: schnnipshly: *german swears* [19:54] Kiorein: Campaign-o Bot 15k: Would anyone like a Kill All Humans campaign button? [19:54] Stairmaster: I would [19:54] Kiorein: Kiobot 5k: But you're already wearing like ten [19:54] Stairmaster: An eleventh won't hurt [19:55] Kiorein: Campaign-o Bot 15k: *Hands stair a button* [19:55] Stairmaster: *A trillion years later* [19:55] Stairmaster: XASCAxfc the last sentient being: In the end it was not the eleventh campaign button that killed stair [19:55] Stairmaster: XASCAxfc: But the stab wound caused by it [19:55] Stairmaster: *the end* Edited by Stairmaster, Feb 25 2009, 06:04 PM.
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Pregga Zexas 
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Feb 25 2009, 06:44 PM Post #2 |
Italic's Grand Marshall
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That was the most epic chat RP ever. |
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| Stairmaster | Mar 22 2009, 05:23 PM Post #3 |
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Agreed. |
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| Akina | Aug 14 2009, 09:10 PM Post #4 |
Voidwalker
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...*wipes fake tear from eye* so moving...Now i see stairmaster in a new light... also to not mess with bottom-less pits and bullet bills... |
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