| Super Poop Wars; Obscure Youtube References Gotta War | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 1 2009, 01:54 AM (236 Views) | |
Pregga Zexas
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Mar 1 2009, 01:54 AM Post #1 |
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In Youtube Town... The famed Super Mario Brothers walked into a grand hotel by the name of Hotel Sonic and approached the front desk. "How may I help you, sirs?" asked the receptionist. Mario spoke up. "Miss, we're looking for the princess. We've been through a bunch of hotels already and blew them all up and still no princess! Look at this ridiculous adventure we went on!" Mario suddenly imagined a flashback for everyone to see. [emb=340,285]http://www.youtube.com/v/54_N6NW9wfY&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1[/emb] The receptionist gulped. Blew them all up? she thought. "You're looking for a 'princess'? But, didn't you just save a princess at the end of that flashback?" Mario turned and said, "No," then froze in place awkwardly. Seconds later, he said, "We're still looking for the princess!" "And YOU gotta' help us!" said Luigi, pointing threateningly at the receptionist. "We'll TOASTERSTOASTTOAST any hotel we see that doesn't have the princess! Process of elimination to narrow our search, you know," said Mario. "So, is she here?" he asked. "Uh... Maybe! Let me check our guest list, and, uh..." The receptionist secretly pressed the security button ten or twenty times. - OOC - So, it's an RP set in the land of Youtube, using anyone or anything Youtube-related. But I'm sure you noticed. Posting of actual Youtube videos in the middle of your RP post are highly encouraged when they're slightly relevant. If you're wondering how to embed videos, there's two ways. One way is to just copy the URL of the Youtube video and put it between (flash)(/flash) but obviously those would be brackets instead of parenthesis. It's easy, but when you do that, you can't do any options like color or borders. If you want to be able to set options, first you must set your options before you get the URL. If you want to have yours formatted like mine, turn on the border, pick a color different from anyone else, turn off "include related videos" if you feel like it, and set the width and height to 340 and 285. Once you set all your options, go to the Embed part of your Youtube video. It'll give you a whole lot of crap to copy, but all you want out of it is a URL. There are two URLs, but they're both the same. So, copy that, then go to the Embed option in your post, it's above the text with all the other options like bold and italics. Paste the URL you copied earlier when it asks for a source, then pick a width and a height, preferably 320 and 265 respectively, unless you picked borders, then 340 and 285 are better. |
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| Stairmaster | Mar 1 2009, 12:37 PM Post #2 |
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"FEEL A STROBBING PAIN IN YOUR HEAD?" An incredibly loud voice questioned. "No," Said mario as he turned around to face the figure. It was some sort of beadered man wearing a security uniform. "BILLY MAYES HERE WITH SHOTGUN ASPIRIN" Yelled the bearded man as he opened fire at the pesky plumbos with akimbo autoshotguns. |
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Pregga Zexas
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Mar 1 2009, 12:44 PM Post #3 |
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Mario and Luigi's brains were splattered everywhere and they died horribly. "EEEEEEEEK!" eeked the receptionist. "YOU'RE NOT SECURITY AT ALL!!!" "I'M BILLY MAYES," said the shotgun-toting man. Bowser burst into the room and ran to the corpses of Mario and Luigi. "OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?" he cried. "I LOVED THEM!" |
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| Stairmaster | Mar 1 2009, 12:52 PM Post #4 |
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"I chiseled it," Said DiC Luigi as he walked in arguing with Dic Mario carrying some sort of football. "It's a stone luigi you didn't make i-" Said DiC Mario before discovering the splattered remains of his cdi counterparts. "sheeeesh these guys need organs. These guys need organs. These guys need organs," Billy Mayes just stared. "YOU SHIZZIN ME?" He said as he blew the receptionists head off. Edited by Kiorein, Mar 1 2009, 06:51 PM.
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Pregga Zexas
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Mar 1 2009, 04:34 PM Post #5 |
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Then her head reformed like Terminator 2. She leaped over the counter and ran at Bill Mayes at high speeds. "SLAP-CHOP!" shouted Bill Mayes, doing an amazing flying super fighting move. Then the receptionist grabbed his eyeballs, tore them out and ate them. Then she punched him in the heart and he exploded. Mario walked over and tasted his blood. "Needs sauce!" Bowser, the receptionist, Mario and Luigi all had a good laugh as everyone else ran screaming from the building. Kiorein walked into the lobby. "DAMMIT LOOK AT THIS MESS!" Then he smiled. "You guys!" he said, wagging his finger. Edited by Pregga Zexas, Mar 1 2009, 06:57 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Mar 15 2009, 04:57 PM Post #6 |
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(Oh wait I already had billy mayes say "you shittin me". Fuck it)
Edited by Stairmaster, Mar 16 2009, 02:58 AM.
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