| THE DELIGHTFUL EPIC ARC; From Adventures Season 2 | |
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| Stairmaster | Mar 21 2009, 02:03 PM Post #1 |
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Back in the 1990s or whenever long ago we decided to start season 2 with some epic quest thing. It was not that good of an idea but i have decided to show it to you anyways. ACT 1: INSTANT SUN Chapter 1: Precognition Kiorein had just finished installing the newest state of the art defense system. Armed with missile launchers, electric fences, lazor guns, auto turrets, metal armor and other valuable defenses. He laughed maniacally as he plugged the defense system's power supply into a giant outlet outside of his house. "NOW THOSE MANIACS WILL NEVER DESTROY MY HOUSE AGAIN." he turned and started watering his lawn. Unfortunately, every single blade of grass in Kio's lawn was ripped out and thrown into the windows at mach 2 causing the house to collapse as Bill Cosby came screeching to a halt in his jetrocket helicopter. "Did I ever tell you about uncle who stole bicycles?" Bill Cosby yelled from the megaphone. Kiorein stared at his destroyed house in astonishment. He picked up his rocket gun that he found on the side of his motorcycle and shot a rocket at the helicopter! "DIE DIE DIE" "NOOOOOO" Instant jumped out of nowhere and took the rocket for Bill cosby, but it still exploded, blasting the copter out of the sky. Luckily Bill Cosby turned the jet-rockets on his jet-rocket helicopter backwards and fired them to blow the explosion away with the heat of the explosion. "That Instant boy reminds me of Jeffery. You see Jeffery would run down the plane aisle while his mom yelled '"JEFFREY JEFFREY JEFFREY JEFFREY"'," Bill Cosby blared from the megaphone. Kiorein looked up angrily at Bill Cosby, "What the F***!? How was that relevant!?" He blew his anti-terrorism whistle and anti-terrorism guys hopped out from THEIR helicopters and began firing machine guns at Bill Cosby. "WHATCHA GOT THERE?!" Bill Cosby responded as he blew his own whistle and sent a tornado to carry the anti terriost guys away to the desert world. Also in the process he destroyed kios car. Kiorein gasped in astonishment. "SUCH POWER. But I know what to do! Mario, wherever you are, HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!" However, Mario did not come running up saying "Imma comin' Luigi!" No, Mario did not show up at all. Kiorein frowned. "Well, I'll settle for stairmaster..." "Enough, my ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner," Stairmaster announced as he popped out from under a rock. THREE DAYS AGO. Stairmaster gazed at Schnisplys tombstone and pondered the unjustedness surrounding his death. This was interrupted by the roar of a landing helicopter from which Colonel Roy Campbell emerged. "The dead may not talk but they have ears, Colonel," Stairmaster remarked as he boarded the helicopter with the Colonel. "It's him, stair. M has been spotted in the middle east; we have a ship set to take you there four days from now," The Colonel briefed. Chapter 2: Confrontation M trudged through the desert. "God, why do I have to go to the Pizza Hut in the middle of the freaking desert to get a P'zone? Stupid Pizza Huts not giving service to me." he looked off into the horizon, seeing his destination ahead. He brushed the sweat and dirt from his forehead with the back of his hand. "Heheh, no one can stop me now, I am going to HAVE A P'ZONE!" he laughed. He rubbed his hands together deviously as he thought about what he'd do next. *** Out of nowhere a bus appeared. The bus driver seemed preoccupied as he said "Whoops, dropped mah mentos", and bent over to pick it up, running over M, Kio and Kio's house. *** M continued to crawl towards the Pizza Hut. "I... will... try... a.... P'zone..." *** Meanwhile, Kiorein was dead. Stairmaster screamed at the heavens "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as he held kioreins dead body in his hands. "Oh hey, this isn't my bus route!" The Bus driver made a U-turn and dropped his Jello brand pudding, causing him to run Kio over again. "YOU DROPPED YOUR JELLO PUDDING?! NOW NEITHER OF YOUR HANDS ARE HAVING THE FUN!" Bill cosby yelled through the megaphone outraged. He quickly shot out all the buses tires with his machines guns on the jetrocket helicopter. Meanwhile stairmaster lost his arms as the bus ran over kios dead body who he was holding. "OH JESUS CHRIST" He screamed. The bus swerved and crashed into a village of kittens and puppies before falling off of the grand canyon. Bill Cosby then did a victory dance. Unfortunately he bumped into the heat-seaking missile button and fired it at Stair setting him on fire. "INSTAAAAAAAANT" He screamed. At that moment Stair's cries of pain revived Instant. "I must help my friends! After I get a P'zone" And with that he was off to the middle east "But wait there are pizza zones in america! Infact there is one in this town" Stairmaster cried out in dismay and then passed out from the pain. *** M crawled and crawled. "Almost... there..." *** Meanwhile the competent police drove up to Bill Cosby. "Sir we need you to get out of this vehicle," They ordered as they aimed at Bill Cosby with their guns. "WELL YOUR A BIG DOODOO," He yelled as he activated the laser and cut them in half. As the competent police fell to the ground, they radioed in more backup. Helicopters began encroaching on Bill Cosby, so he activated the jet rockets and set everything behind him on fire for five miles and set off at breakneck speeds. *** Instant walked into the Pizza hut M was crawling towards and walked out with every single P'zone in there. He then used one to revive Stairmaster. But not Kio. Stairmaster stood up reived somehow now in the middle east and saw M. At last, the confrontation I needed to prove he was kira is here, he thought. "M, I have irrefutable evidence that you are kira!" he declared. M put away his diary that he was beginning to write about his hatred of Instant in. "What are you talking about? Oh, and can you take me to a hospital, that would be greeaaat." Stairmaster quickly shot M in the arm to stop him from killing Instant with the Death Note. "It's over Kira. The first post says you are Kira!" Stairmaster revealed refering to some first post tampery that he had used when he was a mod/admin on trident falls. M yelled in pain. "OH GOD MY ARM. Also, YOU CROSSED OUT PARTS OF THE FIRST POST TO INCRIMINATE ME. What a jerk." "Instant, arrest him" Stairmaster commanded. Instant shot M in the other arm to stop him from....Ummm...Well, shutup. M made a crawl for it! He burrowed under the ground and began making his pathetically slow escape. "M you are nothing more than a murderer. And the Death Note is the deadliest weapon ever to be discovered by mankind" Stairmaster said as he walked away leaving M to bleed to death. Instant watched Stairmaster walk away, then he pulled out his gun. "Forget that shiz", He said before opening fire into M! "INSTANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING," STAIRMASTER YELLED AS HE SHOT INSTANT. "WE'LL GET ARRESTED FOR MURDER IF YOU SHOOT HIM TO DEATH!" "Dizzamn Homie, you shot me", Instant said before dieing. Stairmaster stared in distraught as he was the only orignal cast member left. M died a horrible gruesome death. His diary fell out of his pocket. Stairmaster dug into the ground and picked up the diary. "Heh, I guess it was a diary after all. Now I can have it!" Stairmaster concluded. Then a cactus punched him in the face killing him. ... Chapter 3: Desperation Oswald was just about to close in on Kennedy and kill him when Garbage guy punched him right in the face and knocked him into the trash compactor. Garbage guy smiled and turned on the compactor, crushing Oswald to death. He saw Bill Cosby overhead being chased by F-22s and realized that he could help him reach his goal -- to build a giant trash compactor that could crush a thousand cars at once. He held up a jello pudding pop that he found in the trash that just so happened to not melt in the middle eastern desert. "Pokeyman?! POKEYMAN?! WITH THE POKEY AND THE MAN AND THE GUY WHO COMES OUT OF THE THING AND GOES ABASWA ABSWA AGGGH AGGH" Bill Cosby chanted causing a magic fireball to form and shoot into the the f-22s destroying them all. Bill Cosby then landed right infront of garbage man. "You see theo, I am curiosity cosby. I like to explore!" "There are Americans! Over here!" said a man with a mask, an AK-47 and an overall deserty look to him. He raised his gun and fired at Bill Cosby, who caught the bullets and handed them to the garbage man, who threw them in his pit of garbage. "Y'SEE THIS IS THE CYCLE OF garbage." "This is no American! THIS IS THE PROPHET MUHAMMED!" said the attacker. Then his friends said "That's pretty f***ing sacreligious" and stopped being his friends. THEN SUDDENLY AN RPG WAS FIRED FROM A RANDOM BUILDING AT THE GARBAGE MAN'S GARBAGE TRUCK! "Well it seems to me that the lower and middle economic people are not holding their end in this deal" Bill Cosby blared through the megaphone at garbage man. Then he lifted his helicopter out of the way of the rockets explosion and opened up a hatched at the bottom of the helicopter dropping a magnet ontop of garbage mans truck. He then also lifted it out of the way of the rocket. Hovering in the air, Bill Cosby spun around and activated the flamethrowers on his jetrocket helicopter and burned the entire village away. "Well this is fun like jump rope. Little man you like a jump rope right?" The generic terrorists were amazed at how Bill Cosby's helicopter could shoot flamethrowers so far and unbelievably hot that they could melt houses made out of reinforced steel and bricks. Luckily the generic terrorists were all unhurt because they're sand people and they get a +50 resistant to fire. "The black man with the pudding cups has proven a worthy foe! We must fall back!" said one of the terrorist. But one would not retreat! Abub Dabalahi leaped from the shadows and grabbed the garbage man's truck. He then climbed up the side and climbed the magnet leading to Bill Cosby's helicopter, and climbed inside, pulling out a knife. "I will kill you, demonic pudding man!" said Abub. "Unless you take your Jello-endorsing shenanigans elsewhere!" "You see with natural child birth you got to practice the breathing," Bill Cosby explained still through the megaphone as he opened the rear hatch and strapped himself in the seat. He then activated the jetrockets causing the helicopter to fly away at mach 7. Abu dooby would quickly be sucked out through the back. Little did Bill Cosby know... Yeah, that's pretty much it. Well, more specifically, he didn't know that Abub Dabalahi was ALSO strapped into the SAME chair! "Sit on me all you want, demon, but I shan't leave until you also leave first!" Though Bill Cosby was speeding away at mach 7 just to get rid of Abub, which pretty much made Bill Cosby leave the intended area. Garbage man was probably like dead or something by now. "HERE WE GO DOWN THE SLOPE" Bill Cosby shouted with finality as he turned the helicopter back towards the village. He disengaged the magnet dropping garbage man and the truck into the grand canyon before diving into the village. The helicopter lit up in a fireball the size of the tsar bombs mushroom cloud instantly destroying anything nearby. The nuclear warheads which were stored did not detonate but their uranium cores were turned to dust and spread across the desert irradiating everything. And with that all the heroes of time were dead. End act 1. If anybody cares I'll continue on. Edited by Kiorein, Mar 22 2009, 12:41 PM.
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Mar 21 2009, 09:30 PM Post #2 |
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I like how my character was dead right from the very start to save the pain of me watching him be killed indiscriminately like all the other characters. |
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| Stairmaster | Mar 22 2009, 08:25 AM Post #3 |
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Act 2: Nazi sun. Chapter 4: Decimation 1940, Berlin, Germany, Europe. Hitler stared on in horror as his technicians panicked. "Mein fuhrer! ze time stream zis damaged!" Technician 1 announced. Hitler promptly shot him there on the spot to punish him for breaking the timestream. Even though it wasn't really his fault. Where zis schnisply?! though Hitler as his time machine scheme seemed to crumble before him. *** Garbage guy laughed insanely as he began to build his newest compactor -- INSIDE THE GRAND CANYON ITSELF. *** Kiorein got up from his death slumber and rebuilt his house. He vowed to get revenge on Bill Cosby for what he did. Just as he reached for his gun, 4Kids Man appeared and stepped on his hand. "OH GOD IT'S 4KIDS MAN" 4kids man laughed and censored anything that he didn't like damaging the timestream! Kiorein reached for his gun again and it was now a slingshot. "GOD DEMMIT NOW HOW AM I GOING TO KILL PEOPLE!?" 4kids man shrugged and returned to his throne to watch the chaos. *** Hitler was now Hotler and he was no longer a Nazi, no, now he was an "Evil Man", with wacky antics and a silly theme song. God, this sucks. *** Kiorein took his slingshot and went off to defeat Bill Cosby. "I guess I'll start looking in Germany for no reason." Then Stairmaster stepped around the corner in front of kiorein. His face was covered in blood and cactus needles. "Kio...The ship...is setting sail!" *** Meanwhile, in Berlin... "Der Timeinheinzer... IT'S GOING TO EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!" shouted a technician. Himmler shot him dead for incompetence and said, "Mein Fuhrer, Der Timeinheinzer, what do we do?" "What are you asking me for?" said Hotler. "I'm, like, not even a Nazi anymore or something." "MEIN FUHRER! Vhat is los?" asked Himmler in amazement, but suddenly, SCHNIPPSHLY DER TIME NAZI CAME IN THROUGH THE TIMEINHEINZER! The Timeinheinzer stopped its violent wirring and the stability of the room had swiftly returned. "Herr Schnippshly!" cried Himmler. A man in a trenchcoat, gas mask and helmet marched out of the time machine and said, "It is done." "Then the Jews are...?" asked Himmler expectantly. "Yes," said Schnippshly solemnly. "I killed Moses." Schnippshly dropped the staff of Moses at Hotler's feet. Hotler was first uncaring, but then he took a glance at it and his eyes widened. He shook his head to ensure that he was seeing things clearly and looked again. Indeed, it was the staff used to part the Red Sea. Hotler became Hitler once again, and looked to Schnippshly. "Excellenet work, Herr Schnippshly. This will not be forgotten," said Hitler, and he looked back to his real interest, the staff. He picked it up and looked at it. "It smells like poop," he said. Then he licked it. Then the colonel entered through another time machine. "Hitler you are going to go create a time paradox! You can't change the future you have to understand it! Also schnisply the world is in danger!" The Colonel ordered. Then he shot another technician. "You can't shoot mein technicians!" Hitler barked back as he shot a different technician. 4Kids Man was furious. He used his most powerful ability, CENSORSHIP WAVE and the entire planet was coated in censorship. Now anything that could be used to kill someone was either replaced with something harmless, or made into something that should be deadly but the most it could do is wound somebody. He laughed in triumph as Hitler was Hotler again. *** Kiorein raised an eyebrow, "What ship? I thought I told you guys to tell me the day before in advance when there's a ship about to sell. God demmit, stair, I've got plans." "Kio, we have to take the ship into space! Also how is 4kids man affecting the past?" Stairmaster demanded and asked. "He's omnipotent, stair. He controls anything within the show, even stuff that happened before he was born." He looked around. "So, uh, why do we have to go to space?" "I have no idea" stairmaster replied matter of factly. Then the colonel appeared behind the two. "All of the censorship, time paradoxes, and explosions are waking the great old one, chtlulhu from his slumber. This will be the end for everyone." He explained. Just then Instant was revived, but he fell into the grand canyon and got compacted so Avrinn came. "I know how to stop 4kids man" unfortunately Avrinn was ignored because he was a kid. "If you want something done right, you'll have to do it yourself!" With that, Avrinn went to everyone's moms and got them all to write formal letters of complaint to 4kidsman. 4Kids man reviewed the complaints. "Hm, well written, straight to the point. I'm impressed." Painting grinned, "So can we have our guns back!?" 4Kids Man laughed loudly, "Not a chance." Painting attempted to punch 4kids man right in the face but he was written out of the show. Painting was now a bad word. Jim the Painter smiled. "I'm going to make a p**n*ng.... OH GOD I CANNOT SAY P**NT*NG" and he killed himself. *** Deep in space, the mighty Chluthu was awakening. Bus Driver was driving his bus in space. He became distracted, "Whoops, dropped mah sandwich." as he bent over to get it, the bus smashed into the side of the Chluthu and exploded! Bus Driver died in this tragic event.The Chluthu finally awakened, ready to unleash its wrath. *** Kiorein got onto the spaceship and went into space! A lone Samurai saw Kiorein and joined him. samurai said to Kiorein "i am samurai and you are kiorein and i will help" and Kiorein said "God, you need to learn how to freaking talk." samurai said "shut up before i cut you dead with samurai sword and you will be dead on the ground dead with blood out of your dead." Kiorein groaned. "I don't trust this guy" Stairmaster whispered to kiorein in space. "What if he is actually a ninja?" Samurai in Space was suddenly struck with an unsupportable burst of rage, "I AM SAMURAI IN SPACE NOT A NINJA IN SPACE, YOU OF THE JERKS WILL BE DEAD ON THE GROUND AFTER I KILL YOU DEAD WITH AN SAMURAI SWORD I AM SAMURAI IN SPACE AND YOU ARE STAIRMASTER", Samurai drew his katana and got into his battle stance. Kiorein sighed and continued steering the spaceship, even though the spaceship doesn't need to be steered because, y'know, they're in SPACE and there's nothing to change the course of the ship. Therefore, it is an incredibly pointless endevour to attempt and steer a spaceship, as all that will accomplish is make the ship weave and turn about in space. However, Kiorein was not aware of this and continued trying to steer at an attempt to fly the spaceship through space. Samurai said "YOU ASS WHOLE I CUT YOU WITH SAMURAI SWORD AND YOU WILL DIE" he shouted at Stairmaster. "SO BE IT!" Stairmaster yelled as he pulled out his gun and shot the window causing everyone to be sucked out of the spaceship. *** Meanwhile, in Berlin... "Mein Fuhrer, you have letters." "Hmm? Letters? Yes, give zem here." Hotler grabbed papers from a messenger and then had him court-marshaled and shot taken away for incompetence in letter-delivering. As the letter carrier was dragged away, Hotler took a letter and opened it. "Dear 4kids, I think you're ruining the experience for my kids by taking out all the guns and the explosions and stuff because those are cool," Adolph read aloud. Adolph scratched his head. "Vhat is los?" He read another letter. "If you don't bring back all of those anime episodes that got cut out I'm going to kill you, 4kids." "VHAT IS LOS!? Whos is zis 4kids? Zese fools! Don't zhey know I am ADOLPH HITLER!?" Hotler, already hot-headed, read another letter to make himself more pissed off on purpose. "Dear Adolph Hitler, this is a cease and desist letter from 4kids. You are no longer allowed to call yourself Hitler, have anyone else call you Hitler or write the name Hitler down. We're sure you'll understand, because if kids kept hearing the name Hitler, they might remember the Holocaust! Also you're going to get all our hate mail from now on because it's way too much for us to read and, y'know, you can have it." "VHAT IS ZIS BULLS***!" shouted Hotler. "Zhey have no legal hold over me! MY NAME IS ADOLPH HIT- HIT-" Hotler gagged on his own words. "Hotler" suddenly uttered from his lips as if forced by God. "I WILL KILL ARREST ZESE JEWS!!!" shouted Hotler. "I MEAN 4KIDS!" He pointed to Schnippshly. "SCHNIPPSHLY! You are mein UBERSOLDAT! I need you to destroy zis 4kids with DER DESTROYER!!!" Schnippshly slammed his heels together and shouted, "JA WHOL, MEIN FUHRER!" as he gave a sharp salute. He then marched away to follow out this command, not a command given lightly. He got his crew of soldiers together and they went onto a giant zeppelin of epic proportions. Needless to say, it was called DER DESTROYER!!!!!!!! *** Samurai and Kiorein were both flung out into open space. Samurai managed to... STAND in the middle of space, while Kiorein died. Kiorein attempted to shout "WHAT THE F*** THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE" before he died but it didn't work. Kiorein died. Samurai said "Stairmaster I am the space Samurai it is much harder to kill Samurai than that, you are stairmaster and I am samurai and you are stupid. Now we have to make some teamwork to go and kill the Chluthu." "I'll never join you!" Stairmaster shouted through space as he jumped on the spaceship, which was now plummeting towards space city. Stairmaster fired several shots at the space samurai. Samurai quickly blocked the bullets with his katana as he ran onto the ship. "I will never be killed by you because you are a weak Stairmaster and I am a strong Samurai." and he cut stairmaster with his katana. Stairmaster spewed scarlet blood all over the ship as he was cut and responded with a left hook to samurais face causing him to drop his sword. Also the ship was two seconds way with colliding with the big ass space city tower. Samurai fell off of the ship as it crashed into the station. He was pretty pissed, "OH NO M Y SAMURAI SWORD HAS BECOME LOST BUT GOOD THING I CAN MAKE MORE." he grabbed a nearby meteor and began carving it with his bare hands to make a new samurai sword. Kiorein wanted to comment but he was dead. Stairmaster then also fell off the spaceship and kicked Samuari in the face. "WE MUST FIGHT WITH OUR FISTS IN THE MANLIEST OF MANNERS!" He shouted. Samurai said, "Yes, I am a man and I will fight you, I am Samurai and you are Stairmaster," he said before he punched stair right in the face. Chapter 5: Annihilation. At 4Kids Headquarters, a messenger came to 4kids man with news. "Your majesty, HOTLER IS SENDING DER DESTROYER TO DESTROY YOU." 4Kids Man chuckled, "Send the Amphibious Censorship and Destruction Mobile to intercept it." The messenger gave a sharp salute and sent off the ACaDM to defeat Destroyer! *** Schnippshly was in the bottom of the zeppelin. He stood there, looking out over the Atlantic ocean seperating the Fatherland from New York, the location of 4kids. "Sir!" shouted a soldier. "There is something in the water! LOOK!" Schnippshly turned to the soldier to see him pointing down into the ocean to see a behemoth of a battle cruiser sailing through. "Hmmm?" Schnippshly wandered aloud, grabbing a pair of binoculars. He looked closer to see a dozen tubes heading for his glasses. "ANTI-AIR ROCKETS!" shouted Schnippshly. "Fire der missile interceptors! SCRAMBLE THE PLANES!" Dozens and dozens of biplanes spewed from the side of Der Destroyer, heading towards the ACaDM to erase it from the surface of the sea. The ACaDM quickly began firing lazors to blast the planes out of the sky! One by one they were annihilated. The ACaDM pointed its lazor cannon right at the Destroyer. "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" was heard moments before the cannon was fired, and a huge lazor was indeed fired at the Destroyer. Shadow was watching the sea battle with his telescope. He said, "oh god look a that some1 needs to stop 4kids" he found a magic seed on the ground. He picked it up and examined it, "this will revive Bill Cosby he will help" and he planted the seed where Bill Cosby had fallen. Bill Cosby rose back up from the dead, along with his megaphone and jetrocket helicopter. "good luck Bill Cosby you kill good" shouted Shadow. I'm not Bill Cosby," Bill Cosby said as he ripped off his mask. HE WAS ACTUALLY DAVID CHAPPELE. And then he ripped his mask off to reveal he was actually rick james*. *** Meanwhile Stairmaster went flying into a building from samurais punch. Then Compotent Police surronded them. "Sir we have reports of a domestic dispute in space city. Are you beating this man?" Compotent police asked. "yes because he is stairmaster and i am man and he asked to fight in a man way so i fought him" samurai said. "Then sir we are going to have to take you with us," Police replied. "no because you are police and i am samurai and i do not listen to police!" samurai answered. The police then fired their gun at samurai who did not have a sword to deflect them. Luckily some sort of cyborg ninja dropped to the ground and deflected all of the cops bullets with his sword. Then he backflipped over them and cut them to peices. Removing his robot mask thing he revealed himself to be the actual Bill Cosby. "Hello Boppers!" FLASHBACK: Abu Dahalib laughed evily as the jetrocket helicopter plummeted towards the village. "It is over for you zionist pudding pusher!" He screamed maniacally. "ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDY BOP" Bill Cosby chanted and with a poof of smoke he was replaced with a man appearing to wear some sort of Bill Cosby novelty mask. Abu dahlib thought solemnly about this turn of events before the rocketjet copter exploded. END FLASHBACK. *** Honest Kio was sitting at his desk when he received a phone call from Hotler. "Reinforcements? Sure thing, but it'll cost you." He hung up the phone and ordered his Honest Kio brand Biplanes to join the battle. The 4kids soldier laughed and fired a lazor one! But to no avail, these biplanes were IMMUNE TO LAZORS. The biplanes flew about as the ACaDM desperately tried to censor out all of their weapons. Schnipshly might have a shot at this now! But now Hotler was in horrible debt to Honest Kio and had to purchase a lifetime supply of maple syrup. Maple syrup that doesn't even taste that good. *** The ACaDM fired lasers into the biplanes of Der Destroyer, not knowing that they were all actually illusions. The biplanes fizzled and cracked as they faded out of existance. Schnippshly looked through his binoculars upon the ACaDM. A large cannon mobilized, seeming ready to fire. "ACTIVATE MIRRORS!" shouted Schnippshly. And it was so! The surface of the zeppelin shined as it became reinforced reflective mirrors. "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!" someone announced as the cannon emitted a laser of epic proportions. However, the laser, being light, reflected off of the zeppelin at an equal and opposite angle. "We must surpass this beast and destroy 4kids! QUICKLY!" More biplanes suddenly appeared, SUPER REAL biplanes that began firing on the ACaDM. "Reinforcements?" asked a soldier. Schnippshly shot the soldier for incompetence and said "They must be reinforcements!" Schnippshly ran to the front of the zeppelin and looked through his binoculars. He could see the statue of liberty in the distance. "4kids is down there! We must hurry! NOW IS OUR CHANCE!" Der Destroyer began speeding away in an attempt to escape the ACaDM and reach 4kids. 4kids man watched in horror with his binoculars as he saw the destroyer speeding in. "Fire missiles! Use the censorship cannon!" the base fired missiles at the Destroyer along with censorship rays, attempting to censor out any weapons on the ship. *** Shadow was shocked! "rick james I HATE RICK JAMES" and he shot Rick James to death with his gun. He soon got a phone call from his planet and said, "i have to go now my planet needs me" so he left. *** Samurai said "I am samurai and you are... WHO ARE YOU" he shouted in Bill Cosby's ear. Bill Cosby pulled out a megaphone in slow motion and yelled "Why is there air?" So loudly that it would throw a man the size of samurai back several feet. But then suddenly after that happened one of the police officers shot at cosby but hit stairmaster in the head blowing his head off revealing a bunch of wires sticking out of his neck! *** some guy was walking around the city, appearing happy. "Wow, life in this space city--" he was cut off by the yelling of Bill Cosby. "OH GOD" he shouted, "THEY'VE COME FOR ME" Samurai was knocked several feet back but luckily some guy broke his fall. some guy died. Samurai said "You are loud and I am Samurai, and I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU YELL AGAIN I HATE YELLING AND I AM SAMURAI." he screamed. Unfortunately before Bill Cosby could respond stairmasters corpse shot robot wires out of his neck at both samurai and Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby then swiftly sliced the wires heading for him in half. "Boy I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" Samurai managed to make a sword and cut through the wires, and he then ran over to robot stairmaster and attempted to slice him in half. "I AM SAMURAI AND YOU MUST DIE" he screamed. *** Meanwhile, Painting was randomly taking a stroll through the middle east. "HOLY CRAP IT'S A HELICOPTER" he hopped inside and stole it. Little did he know, this triggered Bill Cosby's innate theft device, alerting him of the theft of the helicopter. Painting flew off and started blowing things up with the helicopters weapons. *** "It's time to kill the boy!" Bill Cosby said as he activated his rocket boots and flew towards earth to KILL PAINTING. Leaving stairmaster robot and samurai to fight eachother. Stairmaster robot did not put much of a fight though as it was cut in half by samurai. But it did do alot of exploding because it's bomb was in its chest. Meanwhile chtlulhu was heading for earth and space city was in its path. Samurai got hurt bad by the attack. He said like a samurai "I AM SAMURAI AND I AM HURT BAD AND YOU ARE A DEAD EXPLODING STAIRMASTER" Then Samurai spotted the space cthluthu up above. He jumped off of the space city in the nick of time before it was destroyed. Now nothing was standing between it and 4Kids! *** Painting spotted Bill Cosby. "Oh snap, it's Bill Cosby!" he quickly fired missiles at him. "DIE DIE DIE" he shouted. But then he remembered that he was censored and he faded from existence again, leaving the helicopter to fly forwards aimlessly. *** M smiled. "Everyone is distracted. This is my chance to go grab a P'zone. Surely no one will show up and stop me." he walked towards the middle eastern pizza hut again. He smiled as he walked up to the counter, and the cashier turned around. He was shocked as he saw the cashier's face. It was...!!! CAPTAIN FALCON. "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH" He yelled as he punched M in the face causing the entire restaurant and continent to explode. *** And at this point the stage was set for an epic conclusion which you really don't need to read. Seriously. Don't click on it. Spoiler: click to toggle *b-tch. Edited by Stairmaster, Mar 22 2009, 08:26 AM.
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