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| Topic Started: Jun 6 2009, 04:13 PM (180 Views) | |
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Jun 6 2009, 04:13 PM Post #1 |
Italic Novice
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You're on a flight to the United States, during the flight the plane hits some turbelence and crashes. You awake on Dinosaur Mountain, the mountain time forgot! Now it's up to you and the group of surviors to find your way out and to salvation. Rick Bundy WWII hero who was traveling back from Japan with tons of weapons. Pilot The Pilot of the plane, he was drunk when crashing the plane but he swears it was turbulence Action Man The big muscled and well oiled hero, he happened to have come across a mass source of weapons and is ready to kill some Dinosaurs. Chapter 1: The Surviors "Are you awake" A voice asked. Rick Bundy opened his eyes and saw Pilot looking back at him. "Where the hell are we" Rick asked his scratching his grey beard "We crashed....because of...um...turbelence" Pilot said "You sure you weren't drunk" Rick said "What! No! It was turbelence, I swear!" Pilot screamed. "I was joking" Rick said sternly. Looking around Rick noticed somebody leaving the buring remains of the plane. Rick jumped up to see Action Man shirtless holding Rick's machine gun with his shotgun and pistol in his pants. "Who are you" Rick asked. "The name is Action Man, I rescued you" Before the Rick could respond another person was seen leaving the fire. Edited by Swanson, Jun 6 2009, 04:31 PM.
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| Kiorein | Jun 7 2009, 07:43 PM Post #2 |
Italic Novice
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From the wreckage emerged Sam the Slick! The slickest man ever! "Dayumn!" Sam announced. "Dat was one gnarly crash, eh?" "I wonder if anyone else survived the crash," said Pilot. "I hope so, mate," said Sam. "I can't say for sure, that crash was pretty bad," said Rick. "Dude. Bro. I'm sure some other people survived, homes." said Sam. |
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Pregga Zexas 
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Jul 29 2009, 09:42 PM Post #3 |
Italic Beginner
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A man in a trench coat, gas mask and oldschool German helmet emerged from the plane wreckage carrying a little girl in his arms. Schnippshly A Nazi time traveller who always keeps it real. Little Girl A white, blonde-haired girl with way too many Nazi friends. Schnippshly put Little Girl on the ground. "Breathe, Madison! BREATHE, DAMN YOU!" He began performing CPR (through his gasmask somehow?) and beat her on the chest in a desperate hope to revive her. "Uh, I don't think she's drowning," said Pilot. "I DON'T SINK YOU'RE SOBER, HERR PILOT!" retorted Schnippshly. "Well, you got me there!" Rick Bundy looked at the swastikas on Schnippshly and Little Girl. Nazis? he thought. I thought our boys in Europe had those guys beat! "Someone help me!" cried Schnippshly. "I only know how to be slick, mate!" said Sam the Slick. "I only know how to fly planes!" said Pilot. "And not very well!" "I only know how to HATE Nazis, not HELP them!" said Rick. Everyone turned to Action Man. Action Man stared back through his obligatory Action Sunglasses. He pulled the obligatory Action Cigar from his lips and said, "There's two things I know how to do: Save people and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass." He put the cigar back in his lips. Then he paused, and took the cigar back out. "I meant ass to kick." Action Man moved towards Little Girl and looked down in pity. He then looked towards the sky. "GOD, IF YOU LET THIS LITTLE GIRL DIE, I'LL GO UP TO HEAVEN AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" Little Girl suddenly opened her eyes, coughing as she instinctively tried to sit up. "It feels like somebody punched me in my ribs really hard for no reason!" "Madison, you live!" Schnippshly cried. He stood up and spread his arms towards Action Man to grab a hug. "Sank you, Herr Bare Chest Man!" "Sorry, I'm not attracted to men," replied Action Man, stepping away. Pilot walked over towards the wreckage. "We should look for others in the plane wreckage that I may or may not have caused!" Suddenly, a loud, thunderous, beastial roar echoed from deep within the jungle. "We'd better make it quick," said Action Man, sensing action like cats sense earthquakes. Actionquakes! |
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