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Italics versus The World; With a twist ending!
Topic Started: Jun 8 2009, 04:23 PM (558 Views)
The Turtle Guy
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The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.




...AH HA HA HA HA HA
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"OK," Srol said.
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Suddenly, flames shot up from under the ground and the most evil, horrifying threat Italics has every faced showed up, Rishi!
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Srol gasped in astonishment! Srol whipped out his trusty Whistle Gun (a gun that just makes a loud whistling noise when you pull the trigger.)

Rishi laughed and smacked the gun out of Srol's hand, skidding it way across the floor.

"No, I'm too weak to handle this alone!" Srol cried, admitting his own puniness and ineptness.
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"I need someone to take the rape for me!"

As if called by name, Kiorein appeared.
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Luckily a laser space war broke out before this story could become too homoerotic as everyone was drafted into space armies.
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The cast was swept off to training camp where the met Khrene, a grunt with high hopes and a girl to go home to.

"So you have a girl " said Srol.

"Yep, she's named Sandy, she's a real doll!" Khrene replied pulling out a photo of a Barbie.
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Kill Me ah deer, drink me ah beer, head back to tha gun range, 'n' kill me'another deer.
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Rishi, of course, joined with the Ragkons, an alien species that looked similar to male genitalia.

"I thought this was getting less gay." Kiorein said before being attacked by one of the aliens.
LAST DAY FOR THE STORY MAKE A BIG RUSH!!!
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"Sadly, the Italics crew did not survive the endeavor, as Instant threw a nuke into the sun and destroyed the entire planet, killing us all, the end." Stairmaster said as he told a story to the children in the daycare center.

"That's not how it went!" Kiorein interrupted.

As Kio and Stair argued the daycare owners called the police, apparently Kio and Stair ran into the daycare and began rambling this story to the youngsters, now permanently disturbed. Eventually the cops came and took Kio and Stair away.

The End
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