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The year is 2068; Things have changed
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Topic Started: Jun 22 2009, 12:03 AM (613 Views)
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 12:03 AM
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But what has changed, exactly? I need details.
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Jun 22 2009, 12:04 AM
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MY CAT MUTATED INTO A MEOWTH LET'S FIGHT
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 12:06 AM
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Radiation radically altered fast food.
Now it is slow food.
And elevator music plays while you wait for it
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Jun 22 2009, 12:09 AM
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The P'zone is now the T'zone which is basically a folded tostada.
Elevator music is cool.
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 12:12 AM
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Cowboys are now called Cowmen, but they are weaker. Also some of them are cows.
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CrimJims
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Jun 22 2009, 09:26 AM
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Reeeeeeepoman is reality.
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 09:42 AM
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It rains nickels now. Luckily nickels are now liquid so nobody dies. However, they are not worth five cents anymore, since inflation made everything except twenty dollar bills and up completely worthless, and they had to make new bills.
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Jun 22 2009, 03:03 PM
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Bob found a new apartment with a lower rent, but a higher utility bill.
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 03:13 PM
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Now it costs money to park your car in front of your house. However, it is free everywhere else.
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Jun 22 2009, 04:36 PM
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Cars no longer require drivers. Unfortunately the cars also do not desire them.
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Kiorein
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Jun 22 2009, 04:39 PM
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Radiation altered the genepool. Now, you get stronger from sitting around, and weaker from exercise. Lazy people look really really buff and strong, and active healthy people are slim and weak. People strive to have next to no muscle mass.
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GT Koopa 
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Jun 22 2009, 04:41 PM
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This is because the Amero is in full swing, despite warnings by crazy conspiracy-ists.
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Jun 23 2009, 09:45 AM
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Shoes have been given self aware artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, they have no moving parts or output in anyway, so they are doomed to ponder their life as shoes in silence.
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Jun 23 2009, 01:29 PM
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Congrulation dude.
The surf is no longer up.
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Kiorein
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Jun 23 2009, 01:37 PM
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This is because the moon was destroyed, making tides puny and pathetic. Though people have gotten used to it.
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Jun 23 2009, 01:57 PM
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This is because sometime in the future the evil side of a single green alien residing here blew it up.
The sky is also red in the future.
...due to various wars in space which has left the blood shed just floating out there.
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Fambure
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Jun 24 2009, 06:54 PM
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Actually, it's green. Human blood has turned green due to high levels of spinach residue in the world's water supply.
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Kiorein
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Jun 24 2009, 07:07 PM
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Snakes fly and birds slither on the ground.
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Jun 24 2009, 07:39 PM
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Birds are called "Flying Rats" and Rats are called "MegaRodents"
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CTSucks
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Jun 25 2009, 04:46 AM
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People have developed the ability to walk on water.
However, they sink right into land now for some reason.
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