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INVOKING SROL INFALLIBILITY; Target: Stairmaster
Topic Started: Jan 17 2010, 12:56 PM (235 Views)
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As punishment for his attempted usurpation, I am invoking Srol Infallibility. From this day forward, Stairmaster always has and always will look like this:

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Enjoy your new old life.

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*impales a hedgehog on sta!r's hair*
Edited by The Turtle Guy, Jan 17 2010, 01:43 PM.
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ERROR: THAT WOULD ONLY SERVE TO MAKE assmaster ATTRACTIVE TO THE LADIES
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Jan 17 2010, 02:10 PM
ERROR: THAT WOULD ONLY SERVE TO MAKE assmaster ATTRACTIVE TO THE GAY MEN
Fixed.
Do you like to have fun? Then come on over to Earth's Mightiest where the fun never stops!
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ERROR: THEY HAVE SIMILAR TASTE
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Jan 17 2010, 02:20 PM
ERROR: THEY TASTE SIMILAR
Do you like to have fun? Then come on over to Earth's Mightiest where the fun never stops!
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ERROR: I DON'T HAVE A TOUNGE. REMARK IS CLASSIFIED AS UNVERIFIED IN DATABASE
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Way to go Swanson for driving home the crux of the matter and then correcting your use of the passive voice. The only women who will be interested in you now are those who right yaoi fanfiction and wouldn't get into bed with you unless it was a devil's threesome.

There have unfortunately have been side effects to this. I wasn't specific enough in my usage of Srol Infallibility. So even though this happened:
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This also happened:
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People now walk on the faces of gay anime guys for exercise. What have I done!
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Edited by Srol, Jan 17 2010, 11:22 PM.

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I don't get it, what's the error?

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ERROR: THAT WOULD ONLY SERVE TO MAKE assmaster ATTRACTIVE TO THE LADIES


He always has and always looked like that, what do you mean "That would only serve to make..."? If I posted a picture of my good looking self, claiming that's what I looked like, you could make comments about what it would serve to do?

Srol
Jan 17 2010, 11:18 PM

People now walk on the faces of gay anime guys for exercise. What have I done!
SROL!!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHY!?!

The power of Srol infallibility... it comes with such great risk...
Edited by Spookio, Jan 17 2010, 11:28 PM.
It probably seems crazy, crazy graveyard theory.
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I for one welcome our new prettyboy stairverlords.
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Gey. Also good job removing the robots wrecking ball srol.

Edit: also one of the features of kiltron is immunity against changes in the time stream. It was pretty annoying he kept talking about the clinton assasination and how it was all bhutans fault.
Edited by Stair, Jan 18 2010, 08:34 AM.
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That's a wrecking ball? I thought it was a parachute.

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WHY WOULD IT BE SWINGED AT KIO THEN YOU BIG STUPIDHEAD.
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Swinged at Kio from above?
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IT MISSED
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Well, look at this way. Now you can get one of your adoring female fans to draw yaoi fan art of you swinging your wrecking ball at Kio.

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: /

what's a devil threesome btw?
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The one where the ratio of male to female is 2:1

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They defined that on Scrubs once. =D
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Whelp I guess i'd be okay if the other guy is kio.

But you think if I was so attractive you know I'd be abit more persuasive.
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