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LYSOL, WHAT THE HELL
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Topic Started: Mar 3 2010, 09:46 PM (149 Views)
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Kiorein
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Mar 3 2010, 09:46 PM
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LYSOL AUTOMATIC NO-TOUCH PUMP?
Okay, so the commercial starts off by showing you how many germs can accumulate on top of a soap pump. Okay. It shows a dramatized image of a swam of horrifying germs wiggling on top of the handle, and shows a clip of people touching it.
WHAT THE HELL
How asinine can they get? WHAT THE HELL? ARE PEOPLE BUYING THIS CRAP? So you put your already dirty hand and put it on the soap pump, which has germs on it. So, what, you're not going to wash your hand? Why does it matter how many germs are on top of the pump? You're about to wash your hands, and if you do a good job, there aren't going to be any germs on your hand, regardless of how many were on there when you started off.
I can't believe this. It was bad enough before, but now... what...
and don't get me started on wal-mart commercials
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Mar 3 2010, 09:48 PM
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Whoa, okay Kio. Settle down, I'm gonna give you something to relax
*takes out large syringe*
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Mar 4 2010, 04:33 AM
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ACTUALLY IT'S GETTING TOO THE POINT WHERE THE ONLY GERMS ON YOUR HANDS ARE THE ONES RESISTANT TO ANTI BACTERIAL SOAP.
YOU KNOW CAUSE WE KILLED OFF THE WEAK ONES LEAVING SPACE FOR THE UBERMENSCH DISEASES TO FROLIC.
GOOD JOB GEORGE WASHINGTON OR WHOEVER INVENTED IT.
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Srol
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Mar 4 2010, 08:15 AM
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"ubermensch diseases?" "superman diseases." Stair, the German language is not whatever you want it to be.
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Mar 4 2010, 02:11 PM
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THE GERMAN LANGUAGE IS WHATEVER HERR FUHRER WANTS IT TO BE.
AND SINCE I AM GOOD FRIENDS WITH PREGGA I'VE GOT THE CONNECTIONS TO CHANGE IT.
also that's what I meant. Some sort of superman disease that punches soap and penicilin in the kidney and throws you out the window figuratively.
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Mar 4 2010, 02:50 PM
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You're a funny little man.
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Mar 4 2010, 08:22 PM
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ACTUALLY IT'S GETTING TOO THE POINT WHERE THE ONLY GERMS ON YOUR HANDS ARE THE ONES RESISTANT TO ANTI BACTERIAL SOAP.
What, do I live in a hospital or something? That's not true, that's not true at all
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