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| Topic Started: May 1 2010, 05:19 AM (175 Views) | |
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May 1 2010, 05:19 AM Post #1 |
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Another month, another story. The rules are as follows 1.) Don't make your entry super long, the goal is not to make a novel 2.) No double posting in this thread, you can't post until someone has (this rule is exempted on the final day as we try to wrap the story up.) 3.) At the end of the month, regardless of the story, I will tie it all up and lock the thread, then we start all over again! Superman was flying around, doing his Supermanly duties, when he noticed something strange. Edited by Swanson, Jan 6 2011, 07:58 AM.
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May 1 2010, 03:10 PM Post #2 |
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Huggy Bear, not quite a supervillain but just as annoying, was giving random people all over Metropolis nonconsentual hugs! |
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| Stairmaster | May 17 2010, 03:52 PM Post #3 |
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Huggy bear then hugged superman with his gold kryptonite arms permanently depowering him in till the writers decided to do a reboot of the series 6 months later. Meanwhile Stair, convicted for his crimes in the last story, smoked his cigar as he finished strangling the prison guard. Kio grabbed the guards machine gun. "It's time for revenge" he said. Grabbing the shotgun Stair responded "Let's attack aggressively," |
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| Instant | May 17 2010, 04:21 PM Post #4 |
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And then stair was a woman |
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| Stairmaster | May 17 2010, 04:22 PM Post #5 |
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And by woman I mean man. Ha I, the narrator, really had you going there. |
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| Instant | May 17 2010, 04:26 PM Post #6 |
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and then Stair was a faget for undoing things people did |
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| Stairmaster | May 17 2010, 04:27 PM Post #7 |
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and then stair had sex with the only other faggot on the forum: instant. |
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| Instant | May 17 2010, 04:30 PM Post #8 |
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wait what |
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May 17 2010, 05:05 PM Post #9 |
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This was Instant's reply after hearing about said gay sex. It was then revealed that it was not Instant Stair had slept with but CT! Oh the irony! |
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| Stairmaster | May 17 2010, 06:10 PM Post #10 |
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Luckily this was all just a very erotic dream by Swanson. Except the prison escape shit actually did happen as Swanson realized upon having his wall broken by Stairmaster riding his death cycle, which he had built in prison, through it. |
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May 18 2010, 01:02 PM Post #11 |
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Swanson poundered on why exactly he dreamed about Stair and CT when CLEARLY Stair and Kio would have been way sexier. Of course, he didn't have long to ponder as their was a death cycle in his bedroom.
Edited by Swanson, May 18 2010, 01:03 PM.
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| Stairmaster | May 18 2010, 02:53 PM Post #12 |
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"Swanson mah boi let me regal you with tales of my exciting prison escape! It's filled to the brim with intrigue and explosion!" Stair shouted cheerfully before being shot by Swanson who had kept a gun under his pillow for such occasion. |
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May 19 2010, 06:08 PM Post #13 |
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Swanson decided to go back to sleep before a vortex opened revealing and alternate Stair. This Stair was different, in that, he wasn't an ass. In fact, he was very polite and dignified, speaking with a British accent. "My dear what has happened, it seems our scientist, CT has taken me to an alternate reality. Terribly sorry for waking you from your sleep Alternate Swanson." |
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| Kiorein | Dec 15 2010, 06:00 PM Post #14 |
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Unfortunately, Alternate Kio, who was an asshole, emerged from the vortex and punched Stair in the back of the head. "On the other hand, I'm not sorry at all" he said in his gruff voice. "Get ready to be killed for no reason, alternate Swanson!" |
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Dec 15 2010, 06:55 PM Post #15 |
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Swanson was quite scared until alternate Srol appeared on the scene, this version of Srol was big and buff and rather pleasant in his demeanor. Sadly, he was a terrible killer and he quickly murdered Alt Kio and Stair. (I guess we'll just finish this one at the end of the month.) Edited by Swanson, Dec 15 2010, 06:56 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Dec 16 2010, 06:28 PM Post #16 |
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Alternate CT then stepped through the portal activating the restraint collar on alt srol and explaining that swanson's roon would continue to be assailed by beings from the multiverse unless he could find the dimensional shard that regular stair had used in his prison escape. Unfortunately Swanson shot stair before he could tell him what prison it was so he called his realtor instead. |
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| Kiorein | Dec 17 2010, 10:35 PM Post #17 |
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The realtor was Alternate Joe! Alt Joe held a pistol to Swanson's head and told him to say his last words. |
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Dec 18 2010, 06:22 AM Post #18 |
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Swanson's last words happened to be "bus", as Bus Driver drove into both Swanson and Alt Joe. "Whoops forgot dropped my pudding pop" Bus Driver exclaimed. Edited by Swanson, Dec 18 2010, 06:22 AM.
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| Stairmaster | Dec 18 2010, 01:02 PM Post #19 |
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"You're a loose cannon," Said bus drivers manager as he took away his bus badge. Bus Driver would now have to solve the crime without the assistance of the bus force! |
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Jan 6 2011, 07:50 AM Post #20 |
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Soon however, Bus Driver became tired of the duty thrust upon him. This was Swanson's destiny, but now he was dead. Killed in that horrible bus accident. As Bus Driver pondered about reality he felt the faint tremor of a vortex opening. A gun pointed at his head he turned around to discover it was Alt CT! "You fool, I've had the shard all along! Now drive me to the nearest bus stop!" Bus Driver didn't question why he wanted to go to a bus stop, he just drove, he knew what he must do. The bus swerved off the road heading straight off a cliff. "You fool!" shouted CT. "God help me." said Bus Driver remembering all the fond memories he had with his bus as they head toward sure death. The End? Yes, the end. OR IS IT?! |
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