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Robot Love; Can a man love a robot?
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Topic Started: May 3 2010, 04:21 PM (231 Views)
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Pregga Zexas
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May 3 2010, 04:21 PM
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[17:13] Kasandra: hi [17:13] Charles: HOWDY [17:13] Kasandra: hi [17:13] Charles: WHO IS THIS [17:13] Kasandra: hi how are you today? [17:13] Charles: I'm the best. Every day. [17:13] Kasandra: my name is kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you? [17:13] Charles: I think you mean Kaylee-Bot 3000 [17:14] Charles: or Kaylee-Droid Model 11962 [17:14] Kasandra: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol! [17:14] Charles: See this is the problem with you robots [17:14] Charles: you just don't listen [17:14] Charles: All you hear is BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP [17:14] Kasandra: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$ [17:15] Charles: I am not giving you my money [17:15] Charles: I wouldn't even give a mugger my money [17:15] Charles: I would make him shoot me first [17:15] Charles: to earn it [17:15] Kasandra: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.activelocalcams.com/angel2 fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free! [17:16] Charles: I most certainly will do no such thing [17:16] Charles: You machines can't own me [17:16] Charles: If this was Terminator [17:16] Charles: I would be John Connor times a thousand [17:16] Kasandra: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$ [17:16] Charles: and they would send 1000 arnold swarzaneggars back in time to protect me [17:16] Charles: because i would be that valuable [17:16] Charles: then I would kick the shit out of you [17:16] Charles: right in the robot nads [17:16] Kasandra: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you.. [17:16] Charles: like 10 years afterwards [17:16] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: Technically everything you said was an auto-response [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: OK that's not true, because you weren't even responding to me. You were just waiting thirty seconds before you spouted something. [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU KAYLEE-KASANDRA BOT [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: CAN A HUMAN LOVE AN ANDROID [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: WE WILL FIND OUT, YOU AND I [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: WE WILL MAKE LOVE HAPPEN BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:17] Charles: KISS ME, KAYLEE [17:17] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:18] Charles: OMG YOU GAVE ME A COMPUTER VIRUS I'M DYING [17:18] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:18] Charles: At least I will go down in history [17:18] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:18] Charles: as the first man [17:18] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:18] Charles: to catch a computerized STD [17:18] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:18] Charles: BLEGH *dead* [17:18] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:19] Charles: remember me [17:19] Kasandra: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.camparis18.com/kaylee/ [17:19] Charles: as I was [17:19] Charles: A MAN WITH HIS DICK IN A ROBOT HOLE
No auto-response at the last two lines for some reason. Perhaps it killed itself after this great loss. Or perhaps... SHE killed HERself... We'll never know :(
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The Turtle Guy
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May 3 2010, 06:18 PM
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"And they caaaalled it... Robo loooooove~"
*static*
"I... was built... tooooo love you. Eeeevery single day... of myyy liiiiiiiife. I... was buuuuilt... to TAKE CARE OF YOOO-"
*static*
"-Aaaay... Don't you want some Bot-y to looove? DOOOON'T you NEED some Bot-y to lo-"
*static*
"Activate opticals. Receive input, opticals are active. Disregard proxies, enter public serve-"
*turns radio off*
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Kiorein
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May 5 2010, 08:12 PM
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I feel your pain, Pregga, I feel your pain. What a touching story, really touches the heart.
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Srol
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May 5 2010, 08:26 PM
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And they called it robot love, just because we're in our teens.
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