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| Stairmaster | Jul 30 2011, 11:08 PM Post #21 |
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"This is delicous," Said Stairmaster. "Well I'm glad you guys liked it," Said Frosty Shakes Kio. "MAKING SHAKES IS HIS SPECIAL ABILITY," Explained Exposition man. "Well you're no enemy of mine," Stair responded affably. "I'm still obligated to kill you guys," FS-kio said. "But what about the power of friendship?" Instant cried out. "Isn't that something avrin's supposed to say?" Murderman asked. "Did he even show up yet?" Asked Instant. "Ey, when am I going to show up?" Asked Charlie Smith. "EVERYONE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU," responded Exposition Man. --- "I thought we were going to wait for them to get back," Cooker said. "Clearly we are going to need more startup capital if we can't hire kio and friends," Painting answered as he carefully switched the golden idol with Instant's DBZ Mug. "HALT," shouted DIGMAN. "OH NO IT'S THE TEMPLE GUARDIAN HERE TO PROTECT HIS TREASURE," "No... well yes this is my underground fortress but that is not why I am here," Replied digman. "As the last three minor characters not yet involved in this plot we are contractually obligated to provide a deus ex machina for the now incapicated-main cast." "What do you mean incapacitated?" Asked Cooker. --- Stairmaster fell backwards as blood flowed like a fountain out of his chest area... thing. "THIS EPISODE IS MORE VIOLENT THAN THE REST," exclaimed a similarly wounded Exposition Man. "Aren't you going to explain how he defeated us?" Asked an exasperated and injured Murderman. "NO, I THINK IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS," Murderman glared and then turned to Passer. "How come he didn't attack you?" "I don't really know you guys I just work for you apparently," He answered. "Isn't your job to protect me?!" "Well yes but this constitutes a lunch break," "Can I ask you one thing before we die?" Stairmaster said. "Why not," Responded Frosty Kio. "Why are you trying to kill us and kio?" "Because clone-o-corp has mandated that we create a monopoly on the keverth bloodline," In response to this reveleation Stairmaster laughed. "Ha I've transmitted that information to kiorein," He said gesturing to the scouter. "WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU?! HOW DID- RAAAARGH!" Frosty Shake Kio screamed in rage as he threw stairmaster into the frosty shake vat where he promptly drowned. "NOOO YOU MONSTER," Instant shouted as he glowed with power and leapt at Frosty Shake kio. "KIO THREW THAT THING OUT MONTHS AGO." "What is this power?!" Frosty Shake Kio managed to ask before being impaled by instants fist and inexplicably exploding. -- "-create a monopoly on the kevereth bloodline," a mysterious static filled voice said from the junkpile. "Huh," Said Garbage guy/man as he dug through the heap to find the source. A small glint caught his eye and he dug further. He smiled when he saw the Moncole-visor... |
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| ZettaCable | Sep 14 2011, 01:55 PM Post #22 |
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"I mean that they were all mysteriously defeated without explanation." stated Digman. "How did that happen?" questioned Painting after stealing Digman's wallet. "Mysteriously." returned Digman. "So what you're actually saying is that you have no idea, and could actually be completely wrong, and they could be perfectly fine?" asked Cooker. "Sure, if you want to whine about it." answered Digman. "But-" "Shut up, Cooker!" shouted Painting. Cooker frowned intensely. Then the ground shook beneath them with all the intensity of a shaking floor. It rumbled. It tumbled. It made an insulting remark about Cooker's hair. And then subsided, and in it's wake... stood a two inch tall shadowy figure who stared up at them with white eyes. ZETTACABLE Cooker knelt down, picking up the small man. "What is this?" he questioned. "Oh crap..." said Digman. "What?" questioned Painting, "It's just a two inch tall shadowy figure. What harm could it do?" And then the ground shook once more, and a wave of little shadowy figures surged forth from the ruins, carrying the lot of them to the exit. Painting stood, stomping on one of the little shadowy figures. "That wasn't so bad." he rebutted, "What were you so scared of?" "Now I'll have to sweep the floors again. I just finished cleaning!" shouted Digman. "They're cute. I think I'll keep some of them as pets." stated Cooker as he started gathering up a group of them. Edited by ZettaCable, Sep 14 2011, 02:19 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 14 2011, 02:09 PM Post #23 |
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Digman picked up his shovel and looked onward grimly. "Do what you want, but we've gotta go save Kio and friends, don't let those creatures get in the way" "Wait, don't you barely know us?" Painting asked. Digman ignored this. "Let's go, to the Digmobile!" he raced over to a rickety pickup truck. And soon, they were on their way! "So, where are we going?" asked Cooker. "THE MURDER HOUSE!" Digman shouted. "The what?" "I dunno, it's the Presidential Office," Digman replied. "That's where Kio is," "How do you know these things!?" Cooker demanded from the bed of the truck. Digman made a sharp turn, causing Cooker to go flying across the truck. --- Khrene slammed Kiorein into a wall and then into another wall, and then into a third wall. Kiorein lied there, motionless. "Uh... is that good?" Khrene asked. "Pfft," Ego Kio replied. "He isn't quite dead yet. We should probably figure out some humiliating way to kill him, something hilarious. A suiting end to such a fool," Schnippshly punched Lying Kio in the face. "WHERE IS DER PRESIDENT!?" "He's at the hospital, last I heard," Lying Kio replied, calmly dabbing his bloodied nose with a handkerchief. "Oh... um, sorry for punching jew I am just used to long drawn out interrogations..." Schnippshly said. "Don't worry about it!" he said with a smile. "I like helping people!" Kiorein rolled his eyes. Suddenly, a heroic figure emerged in the doorway! Everyone turned to look. It took a moment to determine who he was through the cloud of smoke passing the doorway: it was... oh. It was the janitor. "What's all the commotion?" he asked. "Why's there a big hole in the wall and a fire? Am I supposed to clean this up?" Action Kio promptly filled him with lead. "So, the President is at the hospital? I assume a clone was able to wound him," Ego Kio said. "Nazi, Action Kio, head back there and try to locate Murderman. Monkey-man and I will handle things here. There's also still the matter of finding and eliminating the original false Kio," Action Kio sighed and said, "Original false Kio? These clone names are getting confusing, just use his name," Ego Kio frowned. "The original false Kio is known as Honest Kio." "Oh, him. The files said he was the most dangerous Kio," Action Kio said. "Supposedly holds the power of ultimate persuasi-" "I know what he has!" Ego Kio snapped. "His abilities are well accounted for, the only concern is finding him," Lying Kio sat and pondered when the heroic rescue would arrive. |
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Sep 29 2011, 10:04 PM Post #24 |
Italic's Grand Marshall
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Charlie Smith walked into the poorly-lit office. "Take a seat, Charlie," motioned a figure sitting at the table in the center of the office. "Sure thing, Dick," replied Charlie flatly as he complied. "What'd you find out?" "I found out they don't even remember me." "Of course they don't," said the man simply, lighting up a cigarette. "They don't remember any of us, Charlie, that's the problem." "How's that a problem?" asked Charlie, leaning forward in his seat. "I like not being caught up in this mess." The man looked up from his cigarette. "That's the problem, Charlie. That's precisely the problem. This entire thing is a mess." "Look, Dick, I-" "That's Detective Dick Crowley to you, pal." "Okay, 'Detective Dick', what do you plan to do about it?" "We've gotta' get Honest Kio out of Megaprison." Charlie Smith stared, wide-eyed. "Honest Kio? But he's murdered millions! Billions!" "It doesn't matter how many ants he's burned with a magnifying glass!" snapped Detective Crowley. He slammed his fist on the desk and stood up. "We have more serious problems!" "But the ants... They were like my brothers!" screamed Charlie Smith, flipping the desk over. Crowley and Smith drew their revolvers and aimed them at each others' hearts. "You gotta' let Jim go, Charlie. He ain't comin' back. Before he was a casualty in Honest Kio's senseless war with the ants just to get oil, he only had three minutes to live, anyway. Ants don't live too long, Charlie." Charlie sighed and lowered his gun. "You're right." Crowley lowered his as well and put it back in its holster. "So what should we do?" Crowley took an infinitely long puff from his cigarette before finally saying, "Only Honest Kio can bring the Kevereth bloodline together and fulfill the prophecy." "Then we'd better get started," said Charlie, "But we gotta' assemble the other minor characters." "How minor are we talking?" asked Crowley. Charlie narrowed his eyes, a deathly serious look overcoming his face. "We're talking 'Cooker' levels of minor." "Good God, Charlie," Crowley muttered as they hopped into their old-timey rocket car. Edited by Pregga Zexas, Sep 30 2011, 02:23 AM.
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| Stairmaster | Oct 18 2011, 03:25 PM Post #25 |
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Ego Kio laughed confidently as he looked upon the fate of his counterpart. Regular Kiorein had been hoisted and impaled upon a wooden crucifix in the backyard of the murderhouse. "Is it not beautiful?" Ego Kio shouted. "I do not get der symbolism," Responded Schnippshly. "What symbolism?" "Zis implies that herr Kiorein is the messiah," "What?! No I'm the messiah!" "I thought you vere god?" "I'm both!" "But since you vere spawned from herr Kiorein doesn't that mean you should be the crucified one in that case?" "Where are you getting this nonsense?" "From der bible, have you not read-" "I DON'T READ FOR ALL I KNOW ALL" Ego Kio shouted as he glowed with light and suddenly gained a master's degree in cosmology. Schnippshly stood in awe of this feat. "Now," Ego Kio continued on "We must deal with the last impostor," "You don't mean?" Schnippshly asked in shock. "Yes the Kio of Deceit. Even he shall fall before my power. Now assemble my army!" "...What Army?" "THE ARMY I TOLD YOU TO ASSEMBLE!" "You never told-" Schnippshly was cut off as ego kio glowed with rage. Schnippshly then found himself in a generals hat and several iron crosses. Tanks were now patrolling the outer perimeter. Schnippshly looked around, shrugged and gave the order. They were off. SOME MANNER OF LINEBREAK The ground beneath Kiorein ruptured causing him to tip over and plummet to the ground. "OH GOD," He screamed bravely as he fell two feet to the ground. "Kio what happened to you," Asked Digman as he climbed out of the hole in the ground with Cooker. "They crucified me," Kiorein answered as Digman flipped the crucifix over. "Are these staples?" "Yeah there weren't any nails in the Murderhouse apparently," "Well that explains this duct tape around the boards then, " Digman responded as he pulled the staplers out. Kio then got up completely unscathed. "It sounds like they headed to Megaprison: the cursed jail where legend states that all imprisoned within can never escape," "Does it really have a legend like that?" Asked Kio. "No I just made it up. It's kinda boring," Digman answered. "...Where's Painting?" he added, peering into the hole he climbed out of. "And where's my diamond watch?" Kiorein said. |
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| Kiorein | Apr 4 2012, 06:48 PM Post #26 |
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Kiorein shook his head. "Whatever," Kiorein said. "So-" "Hello there!" Lying Kio said, walking out of the Murder House and greeting the newcomers. "I suppose you're here to save Kio. I was expecting somebody more... important... to show up. No offense, of course." "None tak-" Cooker started. Digman suddenly raised his shovel menacingly. "Woah Digman," Kiorein said. "It wasn't that big a deal, it's just that nobody knows y-" He was then interrupted by the screeching of tires as a fancy government-looking car with tinted windows busted into the scene and ran Digman over. The back door popped open and they heard a familiar voice shout "Get in!". Kiorein quickly headed into the car, and as Cooker and Lying Kio followed, they were told "no, not you guys". Kiorein then closed the door and the car sped off. |
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Apr 4 2012, 07:39 PM Post #27 |
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- OOC - OK we need a recap, I read my own post and have no idea what the hell I was even writing about. I vote Kio to do the recap. |
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| Kiorein | Apr 4 2012, 07:46 PM Post #28 |
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[ LAST TIME ON ESCAPADES- Kiorein is suddenly harassed by clones who want to kill him! He's soon picked up by President Murderman, who does little to shed light on the ordeal. We soon learn of the most powerful of all the clones: Ego Kio, whose ego is so powerful he can warp reality. Our "heroes" get separated by the clone army, and Kiorein is attacked by Ego Kio and his minions. Fortunately their attempt to kill him fails, and he's rescued by Digman. Or was he? Ego Kio is on his way to MEGAPRISON to defeat the legendary Kio clone: Honest Kio. What would this conflict mean for the world!? Will our heroes be able to stop this!?!?!?! WHY AM I YELLING????????? ] |
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Apr 5 2012, 05:47 PM Post #29 |
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Two cops drove up in a rocket car in front of Cooker and Lying Kio. Detective Dick Crowley stepped out. "Cooker, we need your obscurity on our side." "Your side of what?" asked Cooker. "Don't get cute with me, pal. We need all the obscure characters together, as one mighty force of obscurity, to defeat Ego Kio and free Honest Kio from the justified clutches of MEGAPRISON!" "I'm not obscure," objected Cooker. "I'm in almost every story!" "Then you shall be the leader of the Obscure!" declared Charlie, throwing Cooker into the trunk. "What about me?" asked Lying Kio, pointing to himself. "Can we trust you?" asked Dick, eyeing Lying Kio suspiciously. "Sure!" "Then come along," they said, and they were off. |
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