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| Stairmaster | Jan 25 2011, 04:20 AM Post #41 |
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The coach was struck by lightning and replaced with one more sympathetic to fonzees plight. |
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Jan 25 2011, 02:01 PM Post #42 |
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And Fonzee made it to the national team, however this coach was also a terrible communist who sicked his dog squad on other competitors to win. |
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Jan 26 2011, 04:49 PM Post #43 |
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Fortunately, the competitors were into that sort of thing and out of thankfulness for catering to their fetishes they threw the competition and let Fonzee's team win anyway.
Edited by CTSucks, Jan 26 2011, 04:49 PM.
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| Adahn the Fox | Jan 26 2011, 05:04 PM Post #44 |
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And so Fonzee melted his trophy into a solid gold squirt gun so that he could better take on the Federales. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 27 2011, 06:11 PM Post #45 |
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unfortunately squirt guns are not good opposition to actual guns and fonzee was quickly shot |
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| Kiorein | Jan 27 2011, 06:26 PM Post #46 |
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Fonzee was on the ground, prepared to breathe his last breath. The coach ran to his side, cradling him in his arms. "WHY!? COMRADE FONZEE!!!" he bellowed, tears welling up his eyes. Fonzee pushed the coach aside and stood up. "I'm not done yet," he spat. He acted through the pain and began to skate! The federales put on their skates and began to perform incredible maneuvers as they pursued him! |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 28 2011, 03:23 PM Post #47 |
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Quickly the judges wrote down their scores. They were all 9.8s with the exception of the east german one who gave it an eight. But atleast it was enough to get the gold medal! |
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Feb 1 2011, 08:35 PM Post #48 |
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Fonzee had lived his dream he had won the coveted Gold Medal! As he lay on the ice, death certain he heard a guitar begin to play as a familiar voice rang out. "Goodbye love," it was David Bowie descending from the rafters dressed like Ziggy Stardust as he continued to play. "Didn't know what time it was, the lights were low-o-o I leaned back on my radio-o-o Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul, he said Then the loud sound did seem to fade-a-ade Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase-ha-hase That weren't no D.J, that was hazy cosmic jive There's a starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a starman waiting in the sky He's told us not to blow it Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me: Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie" And boogie they did, as Bowie went wild on the guitar everyone in the packed stadium began to boogie, even the Federales, who had to admit that this was a pretty catchy jam, even if they didn't get the lyrics. "I had to phone someone so I picked on you-ou-ou Hey, that's far out so you heard him too-o-o Switch on the TV we may pick him up on channel two Look out your window I can see his light-a-ight If we can sparkle he may land tonight-a-ight Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright There's a starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a starman waiting in the sky He's told us not to blow it Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me: Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie Starman waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a starman waiting in the sky He's told us not to blow it Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me: Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie" And Bowie went into another riff as the crowd continued to dance, suddenly, Fonzie, who had been lying on the ground dying, got up and danced with the crowd. The power of David Bowie's rock had healed him! And so all was right with the world. Fonzie got his medal, Bowie got to rock, and the children boogied. The End EDIT: Note I made this ending special just for Srol's enjoyment so he better read it and like it! Edited by Swanson, Feb 1 2011, 08:37 PM.
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