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| The Adventures of Kiorein and Friends; Episode 1 | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 17 2011, 05:47 PM (738 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Jan 17 2011, 05:47 PM Post #1 |
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TOPIC ENDS AND IS LOCKED ON: FEBRUARY 17, 2011 WHATEVER TIME I FEEL LIKE PM OR AM... WHO CARES IF IT IS A SUCCESSIVE SUCCESS THEN MAYBE IT WILL GO ON LONGER ALSO, ADVENTURES HAPPENS CHRONOLOGICALLY AFTER ESCAPADES. THIS MEANS THAT ANY CHARACTERS WHO HAVE ALREADY APPEARED IN ESCAPADES WILL NOT NEED TO BE INTRODUCED. THIS ALSO MEANS THAT ANY CHARACTERS WHO APPEAR IN ADVENTURES WITHOUT AN INTRODUCTION WERE THEREFORE INTRODUCED IN ESCAPADES. CHARACTERS INTRODUCED IN ADVENTURES OF COURSE CANNOT APPEAR IN ESCAPADES. CHARACTERS WHO DIE FOREVER IN ESCAPADES DO NOT APPEAR IN ADVENTURES. THIS IS NOT PROHIBITIVE AS WE CAN JUST GO BACK TO ADVENTURES LATER AND EDIT IT OR SOMETHING. YEAH WE CAN DO THAT DEAL WITH IT. IT'S A TV SHOW. THIS CRAP'S CANON UNLESS IT GETS OUT OF HAND DESTROYING THE WORLD IS FINE. IT GETS RESET OVER AGAIN. THE CHARACTERS THINK/KNOW THEY ARE IN A TV SHOW. WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT IS ALL SPECULATION. REMEMBER THAT MOST OF THE CAST IS INSANE AND THEY MIGHT BE HALLUCINATING JUNK TEXT WALLS MAY NOT EXCEED THIS HEIGHT UNLESS INTRODUCING A NEW EPISODE OR LIKE SOMETHING SUPER RARE AND EPIC -- | | | | | | | | | | | -- ....... ...... Episode 1: And so it begins Kiorein stood over his lush, green lawn as he gently sprayed water over it. He silently contemplated his past, grimly mulling over all of his regrets and failed ambitions. Or maybe he was just happily watering his lawn. Let's go with the second one. And hey, we'll say he was humming a happy tune while he was at it. Why not. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 17 2011, 06:08 PM Post #2 |
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES!" shouted stairmaster as he drove a semitruck into kios house. "IT'S TACO TUESDAY AT THE TAC-" "No" Replied Kiorein. "But-" "No that path only leads to misery and suffering," Responded kio solemnly. Stairmaster frowned as the house began to wobble and slowly crumble. |
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| Kiorein | Jan 17 2011, 06:12 PM Post #3 |
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"Also, great job stair, you left huge tire marks on my lawn. Now I'm gonna have to lay seeds... and... gosh... this is gonna be a hassle." Then, the house collapsed, killing Cooker, and Khrene, who were inside the house minding their own businesses. "The house is significantly less of a problem, though," Kiorein said as he quickly went to work on rebuilding the place. |
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| Instant | Jan 17 2011, 06:28 PM Post #4 |
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"DID SOMEONE SAY TACO TUESDAY?" Instant blared through a megaphone before jumping out of a helicopter and letting it crash land into Kio's attempt to rebuild. "THAT SOUNDS SLIGHTLY NOSTALGIC" |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 17 2011, 06:33 PM Post #5 |
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"No kio has shot that down," Responded stair as he stepped out of the way of a toppling support beam. |
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| Kiorein | Jan 17 2011, 06:46 PM Post #6 |
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"Demmit guys! Look, if it'll get you guys to stop wrecking my house, FINE! We'll go to the friggin' Taco Hut!" Kiorein snapped. "Somebody dig up the keys to the School Bus MK.III and let's go." |
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Jan 17 2011, 06:54 PM Post #7 |
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Suddenly, a time portal opened up and out walked Action Man, flexing his well oiled muscles so hard his shirt ripped off. "Great. Just what I asked for Action Man," groaned Kio. "DON'T WORRY I BROUGHT TACOS!!!" shouted Action Man "Why are you shouting, we were just going to get them anyway," said Kio "Oh....well then let's go!" said Action Man flexing his bulging pectorals as he tossed the tacos he had into the trash. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 17 2011, 06:59 PM Post #8 |
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"Wait action man where have you been all this time? How come you never helped when 4kids man took over the world or zombies took over the world or when we were on that submarine? Or that other time we were apparently on that submarine but it wasn't as good as the first time?" Asked Stairmaster. "I was in the future fighting robots," responded Action man. And with that our heroes set off! |
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| Kiorein | Jan 17 2011, 07:07 PM Post #9 |
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Kiorein dug the keys to the School Bus MK.III and hopped in. He started up the engine and gestured everyone to hop in. "Well this is gonna be a pretty leisurely ride--- WAIT!" Kiorein looked at his watch. "TACO TUESDAY'S TUESDAY TACO TEMPEST THING IS OVER IN TEN MINUTES! Hurry up!" |
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Jan 17 2011, 07:23 PM Post #10 |
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Everyone scrambled into the car and off they went, speeding like the wind. unfortunately, "the wind" was over the speed limit which caused the one active cop on duty, Copper, to begin a high speed pursuit of the School Bus. "Don't worry, I'll take care of this," said Action Man tossing a grenade from his pocket out at the officer's car. |
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| Kiorein | Jan 17 2011, 07:26 PM Post #11 |
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Copper competently swerved his motorcycle out of the way of the grenade as it exploded some other car on the road. He pulled out his megaphone. "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to tell you guys to stop lobbing grenades and also pull over your vehicle," |
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| Instant | Jan 17 2011, 08:08 PM Post #12 |
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Instant retrieved a rocket launcher from under one of the bus seats and fired it out of a window at Copper. "YOU'RE BEING COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE" |
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Jan 18 2011, 03:48 AM Post #13 |
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Copper ramped his motorcycle off of the force of the explosion and landed alongside School Bus MK3. "Please pull over," Copper shouted into his megaphone. "You don't want to hurt all these good people with your rockets, do you?" Instant contemplated this for a brief moment. He then fired another rocket out the window, which missed Copper and destroyed another nearby car. "If you keep firing rockets, I might have to arrest you," said Copper. "This is gonna' look pretty bad for you if you don't pull over now." Instant, with an utter disregard for the safety of others, was prepared to fire another rocket. The backblast alone would probably incinerate everyone inside of the bus, but Instant didn't have to suffer with a lifetime of guilt for murdering his friends, because Copper held up a finger, signaling for Instant to wait a moment, as he brought up his radio to his ear. Copper put away his radio and looked at the School Bus Mark 3. "Sorry, but I suppose you'll have to arrest yourselves," he yelled through his megaphone. "There's something bad happening at the Taco Hut. My city needs me!" he declared as he rode off, ahead of the bus. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 18 2011, 04:10 AM Post #14 |
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"Wait what did he say about taco hut?" Stairmaster asked. "I dunno I lost interest when he drove away," answered Instant. |
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| Kiorein | Jan 18 2011, 07:39 AM Post #15 |
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"Darn... it seems as though we've been defeated. It looks like the greatest enemy... was ourselves..." monologued Kiorein as he prepared to handcuff himself. "No!" Action Man bellowed, smacking the cuffs out of his hand. "We have to see what's going on at the taco hut, that cop said something bad was going on there!" "Well, that was where we were going anyways," Instant responded. "Well, let's goooo!" Kiorein shouted as he pressed his foot to the gas. They were already going top speed, though, so the bus didn't speed up. |
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| ryan | Jan 18 2011, 12:46 PM Post #16 |
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the bus then hit ryan as he was crossing the street, killing him instantly in a massive bloodshed. " Oh god i think we hit a dog!" said Kio "No time time to stop. we will send the family a replacement dog when were done." flexed Action man |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 18 2011, 02:22 PM Post #17 |
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"were?" asked stairmaster. "What?" Responded Action Man. "You said were when you should of said we're," "What are you talking about you're crazy," Stairmaster then looked at his hands in horror as his reality around him collapsed upon itself. |
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Jan 18 2011, 02:39 PM Post #18 |
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EDIT
Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 18 2011, 02:39 PM.
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Jan 18 2011, 03:25 PM Post #19 |
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Luckily, it was just a hallucination caused by the bad mushrooms Stair had eaten earlier that day. As Stair tripped balls, the bus slowly approached the Taco Hut, only something seemed amiss. People were running out of it as if something horrible and frightening was inside. "Wonder what that's all about," shrugged Instant as they all hopped out the bus, except Stair who remained glued to his seat due to fear of reality collapsing. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 18 2011, 03:50 PM Post #20 |
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"I am literally a teapot," Stairmaster said as he talked about treasuring a new currency. |
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