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| The Adventures of Kiorein and Friends; Episode 1 | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 17 2011, 05:47 PM (739 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Jan 18 2011, 04:35 PM Post #21 |
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Meanwhile, inside the Taco Hut! A cloaked villain, clad in a heavy trenchcoat and fedora haphazardly fired two KillForever Pistols about the restaurant. It was Passer! Or, at least that was the name he was going by the last time he was encountered. If that even counts, as it happened on the alternate timeline. He probably remembers that alternate timeline happening though, since that's just how wise about crime he is. After pointlessly shooting up the place, he went up to the taco vault and started shoveling piles upon piles of tacos into a large sack. Suddenly, Copper arrived on the scene! "Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop stealing those tacos and go ahead and come over here and get arrested," uttered the police officer through his megaphone. Passer ignored this request as he continued grabbing more tacos. "Come on, you're really giving me a hard time here," Passer finished loading up his bag with all the tacos. He ignored the massive pile of money that was also in the vault and ran away, heading out the front door. He had scoured EVERY SINGLE TACO IN THE ESTABLISHMENT! |
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| Instant | Jan 18 2011, 04:54 PM Post #22 |
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"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Instant shouted from behind everyone else. "HAND THOSE TACOS OVER OR YOU'LL HAVE TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE ESCAFORCE" As he said Escaforce, an explosion of SHEER MANLINESS went off behind them. Or maybe it was some kid blowing himself up with the rocket launcher he left laying around, I dunno. He then mentioned something about being a kittycat and turned into one, leaving everyone else to deal with Passer. Edited by Instant, Jan 18 2011, 04:57 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 18 2011, 04:56 PM Post #23 |
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"The escawhat?" Asked stair as his pupils began to dilate from the shrooms, further extending beyond his eyes and consuming his body in a void of darkness. |
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| Kiorein | Jan 18 2011, 04:56 PM Post #24 |
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"Curse Instant's magical shapeshifting ability that he constantly uses to turn into cats that he gained that one time!" Action Man exposited. "Escaforce?" Kiorein pondered aloud. However, his pondering had to stop as... "The criminal is escaping!" |
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| Instant | Jan 18 2011, 05:20 PM Post #25 |
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"NOT TODAY" Instant shouted before leaping through the air and preparing one of his superior cat fighting arts that he learned through years of intensive training. "KITTY BEAM!" Unfortunately, he was just a cat and Passer swatted him to the floor like some kind of cat before continuing to escape. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 18 2011, 05:41 PM Post #26 |
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Stairmaster stumbled around in shock as he plummeted through the infinite sea of the cosmos surrounded by billions of exploding suns. There he met the amn an etheral race that taught him to forgo his warlike ways. Meanwhile there was an exciting chase scene or something going on not that stair would know. |
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Jan 18 2011, 05:51 PM Post #27 |
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And chase there was, as Kio, Instant, and Action Man ran after the man who was already leaving the building. Action Man leaped through the door, spraying glass at the fleeing civilians, as they chased after Passer. They came close to catching him until Fruit Stand Guy ended up walking past, causing them to crash into his fruit stand. Edited by Swanson, Jan 18 2011, 05:52 PM.
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| ryan | Jan 18 2011, 06:52 PM Post #28 |
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Passer was almost out of sight when he slipped on Ryans bloody corpse and fell.
Edited by ryan, Jan 18 2011, 06:55 PM.
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Jan 19 2011, 04:00 AM Post #29 |
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The rest of the gang also fell over the body, all of them smashing their skulls into the pavement, rendering them unconscious (or comatose). Passer rose steadily to his feet. He turned around, but the corpse he had so clumsily stumbled over was mysteriously gone. "I'm so confused," Passer grumbled. "I just need to get these tacos back to the boss, pronto! Orders are orders! I think that's sufficient-enough explanation for what I'm doing," he said as he hurried off to The Boss's Place. BUT WHO IS THE BOSS...???! Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 19 2011, 04:01 AM.
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| Kiorein | Jan 23 2011, 09:11 PM Post #30 |
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Passer stealthily sneaked up to the broken down door of an abandoned warehouse. He kicked the door open. "Boss!" he hissed. No, not like a snake, his voice is just kind of raspy. Okay, no, now you're making his voice sound too raspy. Yeah you know what, I'm not dealing with this again. Just pretend like he sounds like Shaggy. "I brought the tacos, every single one of them!" he said. A figure emerged from the shadows of the dusty warehouse. It was a man in a T-shirt and Jeans. It was the notorious crime boss: CRIME BOSS JOE! "These tacos will do well to aid our empire, Passer!" Crime Boss Joe shouted. He opened up the back and took a whiff of the meaty aroma of cheap tacos. "But there's one problem..." "What is it?" "I was pursued by the Escaforce!" Passer snarled. "WHAT!?" Crime Boss Joe shouted, his eyes widening in fear and despair. "The most frightening groups of people are those with goofy names who I've never heard of before! Dammit Passer! We're going to have to go on to phase two IMMEDIATELY, lest we be tracked down by these no-doubt highly competent and vigilant crime fighters!" |
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Jan 23 2011, 10:18 PM Post #31 |
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Meanwhile... Instant coughed up a furball. "All over my carpet. Wow," muttered Kiorein. "I'm not cleaning this up. Wait, wasn't my house destroyed? This isn't even my carpet." Also meanwhile... "DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! DAMN IT!" shouted Crime Boss Joe. "We're so screwed, now! I can't believe I'm already initiating phase two of my cunning, taco-based plan! Passer, you fool!" Passer was used to this sort of treatment, as Crime Boss Joe was incapable of not shouting, not being flustered and not being angry. But by God, he was the best crime boss Passer had ever met. "Hurry up with the phase two business, you lazy mugs!" snapped Passer to his comrades. He watched as several trench coated thugs with especially conniving-looking fedoras pulled various levers. Meanwhile again... Enolc approached our heroes. "Hey, guys, thought I'd make a quick cameo and then head on out, I-" Stair immediately snapped out of his stupor and shot Enolc to death. "I'm cured!" Stairmaster declared, dancing on Enolc's corpse. Even more meanwhile still... One of Crime Boss Joe's disloyal thugs had snuck one of the tacos to devour later for himself! WHAT IMPLICATIONS COULD THIS HAVE? |
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Jan 24 2011, 02:00 PM Post #32 |
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The thug looked over the zesty, mouth-watering taco ready to devour it. He went in to take a bite only to run right into a gun! "Hey! That's not a taco," said the thug, and he was correct, it was a gun, and soon it would unload on the man. As the man lay dying the holder of the gun stepped from the shadows to reveal himself...it was none other than Painting! Before long the door opened up and Crime Boss Joe and his gang of criminals ran out to find Painting holding a taco...and a gun! "My boy! You saw this man about to betray me and decided to shoot him, right?" Said Joe who didn't seem the least bit suspicious that some random guy, now holding a taco, had killed one of his men. "Uh...yeah sure, I mean I definitely wasn't trying to take it from the guy by killing him," said Painting "Well then, you saved my plan! If that guy had gotten away who knows what would have happened to my vague plans involving these tacos. I want you to join my gang," said Joe in a criminal kind of way. "Uh...I don't know..." Painting replied before seeing the gang surround him, giving him sinister glances. "Yeah sure, why not!" |
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| ryan | Feb 2 2011, 10:43 AM Post #33 |
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To join the gang painting had to be branded with the mark of joe.So the gang jumped him and branded him. Edited by ryan, Feb 2 2011, 10:44 AM.
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| Kiorein | Feb 2 2011, 02:52 PM Post #34 |
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Painting looked at the distasteful temporary tattoo that said "JOE" that was printed on the back of his hand. "Okay, so how does this extensive crime work?" he asked. Crime Boss Joe shouted. "IDIOT! We're using this TACO MACHINE to overload the bank security systems, so we can rob the taco bank, duh! WORK THE LEVERS YOU IMBECILES!" he yelled, as the trench coated minions went back to work, randomly pulling levers on the large out-of-place machine. "Couldn't we rob the... money bank?" Painting asked. "And what the heck is a taco machine?" Crime Boss Joe let out an obnoxious groan. "Look, genius, a taco machine utilizes the power of tacos to bend the fabric of the universe itself! And if we rob a money bank, what are we supposed to eat for dinner? The money? GOD you're dumb!" "But that--" Painting started. "PASSER!" Joe shouted. "THE MACHINE IS STILL NOT AT FULL CAPACITY! Go rob another taco joint before we're discovered!" |
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Feb 2 2011, 08:07 PM Post #35 |
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Passer nodded. "Come with me, new meat!" he waved at Painting. "We've got a taco joint to rob!" And so Painting was wrapped up in an adventure he did not want to be in at all as he and Passer sped off to the nearest Taco Hut. "Why are we walking? Shouldn't we bring some other guys so we have a getaway car?" moaned Painting. "Stop being a wimp!" snapped Passer. "REAL men do everything themselves! Now get in there and rob the Taco Hut for me!" Meanwhile, in that very same taco hut... Kiorein and pals had just been let out of the coma ward, and to celebrate, they were buying tacos at the Taco Hut. Hopefully THIS one wouldn't be robbed, not that they could remember what happened earlier today anyway! |
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| Kiorein | Feb 15 2011, 09:35 AM Post #36 |
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Passer kicked the door open. "EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR!!! OR STANDING UP OR WHATEVER! REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU DO, THIS IS A ROBBERY!" he hissed. "Oh god!" Kiorein shouted. "I don't wanna die!" "I thought we were being crimefighters right now-- wait is that Painting?" Painting waved to stair meekly. "Anyways, um, yeah we're here to rob the tacos... and not the money... so..." Painting half heartedly fired a gun into the air. "HIT THE DECK GUYS! I'LL HANDLE THIS!" Instant shouted as he chucked a grenade with the power of the sun. It exploded, killing everyone. "DAMMIT INSTANT!" Kiorein shouted. "That was not in the script!" "What script?" Instant asked. "Well whatever," stair said. "Let's get back to that story arc about my dark past, where I happen to know you guys despite not knowing you during that point in my life," |
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| Stairmaster | Feb 15 2011, 04:19 PM Post #37 |
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"Wait no, actually I kinda want to resolve that plotline," Said Stair second guessing himself. ": | but we already blew up the taco place" Objected kio. "You know in tv shows and other filming medias they have this thing could a secondtake where they do a shot again if they mess up," Stairmaster explained before being immediately lynched by the rest of the cast for heresy. |
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| Kiorein | Feb 21 2011, 02:01 PM Post #38 |
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The End |
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| Kiorein | Feb 1 2012, 05:14 PM Post #39 |
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---> New topic
Edited by Kiorein, Feb 1 2012, 09:21 PM.
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