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Let's write a movie thing
Topic Started: Sep 26 2011, 05:02 PM (268 Views)
Stairmaster	Sep 26 2011, 05:02 PM Post #1
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	ACT 1 Scene 1 (Steve's apartment, a living space aligned with the stylish and trendy furniture. (enter Steve, a well off to do businessman inexplicably wearing an over sized jacket, stage left as he hurries in and starts shoving things, such as money and mysterious bags of white powder and syringes, haphazardly into his suitcase) Steve: Frantically SHIT SHIT SHIT (enter Steve, the suave playboy who owns the apartment, stage right.) Steve: (Bewildered) Steve?! But I thought after what went down at the do- Steve: (Interrupting and outraged) Don't try to act innocent I know you sold me out to Steve! Steve: (Terrified) No! you've got it all wrong! Steve's the one who- (Steve is interrupted as Steve draws a gun from his jacket and fires two quick shots) (Steve stumbles back and falls over dead) (Steve stares at his handiwork both distressed and seemingly satisfied) (Enter Steve, a simply dressed hit man with a look of exasperated professionalism, stage left with his gun already drawn. He fires two shots into Steve instantly felling him) (Steve checks to make sure that he is dead before picking up his phone and dialing it) Steve: Into the phone Yes Mr.President they're dead. (Fade out and end scene) RULES 1. EVERYONE MUST BE NAMED STEVE 1a. EXCEPT BATMAN 1b. BATMAN PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS PLAY 2. THE REST OF ACT 1 IS A FLASHBACK. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO FOR THE REST. 3. DON'T MAKE FUN OF INSTANT. 4. IF A USER CONTRIBUTION OFFENDS YOU. YOU MAY PETITION TO HAVE IT SCRATCHED OUT. THIS REQUIRES A 51% MAJORITY FROM THE USERS. Edited by Stairmaster, Oct 14 2011, 04:36 PM.



Instant	Sep 26 2011, 05:09 PM Post #2
Italic Neophyte Posts: 49 Group: Video Games Member #2 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Sex: Yes Power: Skates	Starting petition to have the first post scratched out



Stairmaster	Sep 26 2011, 05:11 PM Post #3
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	but then what will the flashback set up



Instant	Sep 26 2011, 05:13 PM Post #4
Italic Neophyte Posts: 49 Group: Video Games Member #2 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Sex: Yes Power: Skates	The President and Batman's heroic adventures in Steveland



Stairmaster	Sep 26 2011, 05:14 PM Post #5
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	words Edited by Stairmaster, Sep 26 2011, 05:27 PM.



Pregga Zexas	Sep 26 2011, 05:56 PM Post #6
Italic's Grand Marshall Posts: 276 Group: Fist Guy Member #3 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Boxing Glove	Rule 5 is everyone ignores all of Steve's stupid rules. ACT 1 (Cont.) Scene - Steve's two-story house. Steve is with his beloved wife, Steve. They're looking down at Steve Junior as he sleeps in his crib. STEVE: (Whispers) Steve, I don't want you to go. Steve peers at his wife from under his fedora, biting his lip. STEVE: I have to go, Steve. I can't endanger you and Steve Junior. STEVE: Steve...! Steve gives Steve one last kiss, knowing it will be their last. STEVE: I've got to go, now. Steve heads towards the door and grabs his coat. STEVE: Steve, I... I'll never forget you. Steve puts on his coat and looks at Steve. STEVE: I know. Steve exits into the rainy streets. Scene - Dark alleyway. Steve is in the dark alleyway. It is not raining anymore. STEVE: I did everything your boss wanted. Now leave my family alone. The camera pans to reveal Steve, also wearing a long coat and fedora. His face cannot be seen. STEVE: Good work, Steve. Good. Steve flicks a cigarette away. STEVE: You know what you must do now. STEVE: Yes... I must kill President Steve.



Stairmaster	Sep 27 2011, 01:18 PM Post #7
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	Wait I thought you only had to uppercase the characters name on their first appearance



Swanson	Sep 27 2011, 01:48 PM Post #8
Italic User Posts: 402 Group: Cake Lord Member #22 Joined: Nov 9 2008 Sex: Yes Power: Cake	Stairmaster is the world's greatest script writer.
	http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion Changing the world, one video at a time.


Pregga Zexas	Sep 27 2011, 02:20 PM Post #9
Italic's Grand Marshall Posts: 276 Group: Fist Guy Member #3 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Boxing Glove	I don't know, script-writing is for pansies.



Stairmaster	Sep 27 2011, 02:29 PM Post #10
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	I am a manly man



Kiorein	Oct 14 2011, 03:53 PM Post #11
Italic Member Posts: 527 Group: Hero Member #1 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Fireup	Scene - President's Office STEVE: DAMMIT! Steve slams his fists onto his desk. STEVE: What are we going to do about these Nazis? Steve's advisor, Steve, shakes his head. STEVE: I don't know, Mr. President. They just seem unstoppable. The phone on Steve's desk rings. Steve answers in a huff. STEVE: Hello? STEVE: Ja, hello! How many jews does it take to screw in a - Steve immediately hangs up. STEVE: DAMN THESE PRANK CALLS!



Stairmaster	Nov 8 2011, 06:42 PM Post #12
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	there's only been three actual posts. you're all disappointing. ALSO YOU ONLY HAVE TO FUCKING CAPITALIZE THE NAME UPON INTRODUCING THE CHARACTER. Scene - Steve's club (Myriads of dancers are bathed in strobe light. Steve enters in a stark contrast to their casualware with his buisness suit and look of anxiety) Steve:(Stumbles his way through the crowd to Steve who is chatting up several women) Steve why do we have to meet here? Steve: Relaax (gestures the women away). Come on Steve, don't you remember college? Steve: There wasn't this much ecstasy lying around back then! Look can we just get to business? Steve: You never did know how to have fun. Anyways you want to make some money? Steve: What the hell do you think?! My business is useless because of the war now! And the markets are just imploding! I'm gonna have to pull my kids out of private school soon enough! Everything is collapsing around me and I jus- Steve: Relax. Look all your ships are lying in dock right? Steve: -What?! Steve: So you got a huge cargo ship right? Steve: What the hell do you want with one of my ships?! I can't just randomly charter one without alerting the shareholders! Steve: You really need to chill off. I've got a friend who easily has enough connections to cover this up. (Enter Steve whose cold look easily unnerves Steve) Steve: Who the hell is this Steve:(remains silent) Steve: Do you honestly expect him to answer? Don't worry about it we've got a lot of powerful friends right now. Now look I need to answer me this: Can your largest tanker get to Columbia while only traveling the open seas at night? Steve: (Confusion followed by shock as he tries to figure out how to react) (end scene) Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 8 2011, 06:43 PM.



Pregga Zexas	Nov 8 2011, 06:57 PM Post #13
Italic's Grand Marshall Posts: 276 Group: Fist Guy Member #3 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Boxing Glove	You are stupid actual script-writing looks nothing like anything that any of us has done. We'd need courier fonts and central alignments to write a script. Scene - A LARGE TANKER has WASHED UP on SHORE. It is NIGHT. There is LIGHT RAIN and the WAVES are CRASHING HEAVILY. STEVE and STEVE are LOOKING over THE railing. STEVE Shit. We couldn't even get one mile to Columbia before this mess. Steve wipes HIS forehead. STEVE Oh, Christ... Steve is going to kill us! A VOICE COMES FROM THE SHADOWS as STEVE ENTERS. STEVE You mean... Mister Steve is going to kill us. Steve and Steve stumble back, plainly shocked at Steve's arrival. STEVE Stammering St-St-Steve! Steve raises his hand, FORCE CHOKING Steve. STEVE Calmly and slowly That's Mister Steve to you, worm. STEVE Choking S-Sorry M-Mister St-St-St-St-St-St-St-St-Steve! Steve releases Steve from his FORCE CHOKE. STEVE Rubbing his now-tender neck Please... Don't tell Steve about this! MISTER STEVE Shaking his head Sorry, boys... I'm afraid he already knows. Mister Steve flips his black cape as he turns away and disappears into the shadows. END SCENE.



Kiorein	Nov 8 2011, 11:11 PM Post #14
Italic Member Posts: 527 Group: Hero Member #1 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Fireup	Here's the format Pregga used: Code: `[font=courier]Scene - A LARGE TANKER has WASHED UP on SHORE. It is NIGHT. There is LIGHT RAIN and the WAVES are CRASHING HEAVILY. STEVE and STEVE are LOOKING over THE railing. [center][b]STEVE[/b] Shit. We couldn't even get one mile to Columbia before this mess.[/center] Steve wipes HIS forehead. [/font]`



Stairmaster	Nov 9 2011, 01:24 PM Post #15
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	sounds like too much work



GT Koopa	Nov 9 2011, 02:26 PM Post #16
Italic User Posts: 356 Group: Magikoopa Member #8 Joined: Oct 17 2008	That IS how they do it though.



Pregga Zexas	Nov 9 2011, 06:26 PM Post #17
Italic's Grand Marshall Posts: 276 Group: Fist Guy Member #3 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Boxing Glove	It is most certainly too much work and I will not be doing it again. Real scripts get way more complicated. Let's check out this script for a prime example of screenplay expertise: Great movie, or greatest movie?



Khrene	Nov 10 2011, 03:32 PM Post #18
Italic Beginner Posts: 154 Group: Hero Member #5 Joined: Sep 27 2008 ... What you boys got there? Gender: Male Personal Title Fox News Analyst	Worst Christmas movie EVAR!!! aWW yEAH 69 pOSTS! Edited by Khrene, Nov 10 2011, 03:42 PM.
	Kill Me ah deer, drink me ah beer, head back to tha gun range, 'n' kill me'another deer.


Stairmaster	Nov 10 2011, 05:19 PM Post #19
Italic Knight Posts: 821 Group: Pearmaster Member #4 Joined: Sep 27 2008 Sex: Yes Gender: Male	Uh you seem to have mistakenly posted a link to Die Hard instead of The Room schnippshly. Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 10 2011, 05:20 PM.



Pregga Zexas	Nov 10 2011, 06:14 PM Post #20
Italic's Grand Marshall Posts: 276 Group: Fist Guy Member #3 Joined: Sep 26 2008 Power: Boxing Glove	I couldn't find the script :( It's too golden for paper



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