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Pregga's Fan Mail; Kyle Strongbad
Topic Started: Nov 17 2011, 04:30 PM (236 Views)
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I made a mod for Call of Duty 1 and 2 that changes the teams so that the player's teammates look like Germans and the badguys look like all those other stupid asshole countries. Even though these mods are years old, people still e-mail me about them, only to ask me how to get them working.

From:
Kyle Strongbad
Subject:
Call Of Duty German Player Mod
Date:
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:33 PM
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Hey, i'm trying to ply the game and all missions when they load says something like Error server runtime error and it wont let me play in axis mode i downloaded alot of the modes to see if any work and one does but if I shoot an american says death something cant be found and then server runtime error pls tell me how to fix this my email PRIVATE

I have no idea which Call of Duty he means so I am just going to copy and paste what I tell everyone.

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Kyle Strongbad
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Re: Call Of Duty German Player Mod
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Thursday, November 17, 2011 5:10 PM
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Make sure you are on the latest version of Call of Duty and aren't running any other mods.

LET'S SEE... WHAT HE SAYS... TUNE IN NEXT TIME
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The last name sounds made up.

You shouldn't take such a friendly tone with him
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You're right, the only way I'll teach him how to play my mod is if I beat it into him.
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what if he thinks the mod is for Modern warfare 3?
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Wow, you're a dick.

EDIT: It wasn't evidently clear, this message is intended for Stairmaster.
Edited by Srol, Nov 17 2011, 04:57 PM.
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I think calling Stair a dick is always evidently clear.
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I may be a dick but I'm pretty sure this stronheim guy or whatever is worse
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There is only one person by that name in the world according to Google, and he's an 8th grader in upstate New York. So maybe we don't post his full name online so it doesn't look like we're creepy people in this forum talking about an 8th grade boy.
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In our defense we didn't know that was his real name or his age. We just thought he was a poor soul with technical issues.
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Wait, in who's defense?
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In all of our defenses.
http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion
Changing the world, one video at a time.
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Swanson is morally indefensible.
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Srol has great skill in looking up 8th graders
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You know it's kind of my job, right?
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Being a journalist just means you keep a journal... nice try Srol
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damn kio is on a roll today

well not really today since the last burn was yesterday

but still
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Since Srol is expert at locating eighth graders, I changed Kyle's name to protect his identity from Srol.

From:
Kyle Strongbad
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Re: Call Of Duty German Player Mod
Date:
Friday, November 18, 2011 10:30 PM
Body:
Can You check my laptop out say 11/20/11 arround 6pm we can use http://www.teamviewer.com/ i cannot find out whats going on it also says missing combat line 3 something like that so you could make it run properly? message me back thx

Naturally, making a mod for a computer game would make me a computer expert. Unfortunately I cannot help him, because you see... I can't see, you see.

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Kyle Strongbad
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Re: Call Of Duty German Player Mod
Date:
Friday, November 20, 2011 4:18 PM
Body:
I'm afraid I cannot check out anything ever again. The reason I stopped working on Call of Duty mods was not because it is an old, outdated game that was not very good in the first place, as some people say, but in truth, I was rendered blind by a flash bang when I thought flash bangs were really cool after playing Modern Warfare of Duty 4. I stole some from the local police station and me and my friends kept setting them off in my mom's basement. She kept asking us what that smell was and I told her, "It's just weed, ma!" Little did we know that smell was our melting eyeballs.
I am typing to you through a transcriber; my friend Carl Plickstein, who only lost one eye during the ordeal. I hope you will understand my conundrum in that I simply cannot help you with your computer issues because I am blind.
Also, have you tried completely uninstalling Call of Duty, deleting the installation folder, then reinstalling it and installing the latest update? Then make sure Call of Duty works without my mod installed before trying my mod.
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what
what the christ is he talking about
Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 20 2011, 03:22 PM.
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That was alot better than your last reply. Keep up the good work son.
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