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| Topic Started: Nov 9 2008, 03:35 PM (1,188 Views) | |
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Nov 9 2008, 03:35 PM Post #1 |
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OCC: Alright, this is my first attempt at an RP, so work with me on this. If you couldn't tell by the name this RP it is meant to be a somewhat humorous spoof on disaster movies. The story is fairly simple, you live in Houston, TX and you hear on the new that a twister is coming, but it's no ordinary twister. See what happened was the twister made contact with a secret government base. That base was specialized in making radioactive snakes. The base is destroyed by the twister and the snakes get sucked up into it. You and the rest of Houston then hear that the city is about to be hit by the Snake Twister. Okay so here are a few rules to look at before you begin. 1. You MUST make a profile before you can RP, your profile should look something like this. Name: Donald Rogers Age: 25 Hair: Brown, shoulder-length, somewhat messy Eyes: Light Blue Profession: Writer 2. The RP takes place in Houston, an hour before the twister will hit. You can not start outside of Houston (although the entire group will probably leave eventually); you can also start on the outskirts of Houston or driving back to Houston from someplace, as long as you're not an hour away from Houston. 3. You can only play as up to 4 characters and they all must be in the same family, however you are permitted to kill off characters and add new ones. Feel free to ask any questions and RP already!!! IC: He was sitting in a café when he heard the news; a snake twister was going to be hitting Houston, yeah right. Then he saw the graphic footage of the said twister, it destroyed building, and the people who survived the twister were then killed by the snakes. He was horrified and upon realizing that it was heading this way he left to head back to his apartment. Donald had only been living in Houston for about a month he moved their on a suggestion from his manager of how to get his writing noticed. He hastily packed his most precious belongings (most of them journals with his writings inside). He was getting out of Houston as fast as possible, which was a problem considering he didn't have a car. OCC: That's all I've got right now, I hope you guys post I don't want this idea to go to waste. Edited by Swanson, Jun 8 2009, 03:27 PM.
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| Kiorein | Nov 12 2008, 05:32 PM Post #2 |
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Name: Crowbar Guy Age: 27 Hair: None, wears a hard hat. Eyes: Noone knows, he wears sunglasses. Profession: Crowbar guy Name: Fred Fredson Age: 20 Hair: Brown and boring Eyes: Brown Profession: Freeloader Crowbar Guy was outside of his house crowbarring a car as that was one of his job's requirements. He finished wrecking the car for no reason when Fred showed up. "Dude, there's a tornado coming this way!" "Yeah whatever." "And it's full of snakes!" "Eh!" "RADIOACTIVE SNAKES!" "JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR!" "You're supposed to say that when there's a lion. Also you just wrecked our car." "Well it's a good thing I'm an expert with snakes and tornados." "No you're not! All you do is crowbar stuff." "Shut up." |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 13 2008, 03:20 PM Post #3 |
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Name: Hobo jim Age: 66 Hair: Homeless hair of course Eyes: Weary from the violence he saw in nam. Profession: Hobo with a shotgun. Hobo Jim looked upon the grey clouds with a grim face. Another storm was coming. One that would leave no survivors. It was reminiscent of that dark muddled day in Hanoi. Only this time he had no fire support. He stared at the vandal that had pummeled that car with his crowbar who was now arguing and stood up. "It's time to go" He said all dramatically as he walked off. Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 13 2008, 03:21 PM.
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| Instant | Nov 14 2008, 08:43 PM Post #4 |
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Name: Hero Man Hair: Heroic Hair Eyes: Blue, with a hint of Justice Occupation: Accountant Name: Dave Hair: Brown Eyes: Slightly off-brown brown Occupation: Doctor Hero Man stepped out into the street. "I know exactly how to deal with this problem!" He proclaimed. Unfortunately a bus came out and ran him over. "Oh well, he's dead" said Dave, who proceeded to follow filthy hobo guy. |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 15 2008, 08:20 PM Post #5 |
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Hobo Jim suddenly stopped. "What is it?" Asked Dave? "There's an ambush... in the darkness," Hobo jim explained as he gestured at the subway entrence. "Did you bring a light?" Hobo Jim thought for a moment and turned around to answer dave. "No" Suddenly the ground rumbled as a giant mutated serpent emerged from the subway station entrance. Hobo Jim removed from his coat a sawed off shotgun from his hobo jacket and ran at the snake. In slow motion hobo Jim Leaped into the air and landed on the top of the snake. He pointed his shotgun down at the snake and fired as he ran. He reloaded every two shots. The snake keeled over moments before Hobo Jim would of ran into the roof of the subway entrance. Hobo Jim dropped off the giant snake carcass. He then pulled out his combat knife and cut the snake open to see if anyone had been swallowed. A man and women fell out. Name:MAN AND WOMAN HAVING PREMARITAL SEX Hair: Brown (Male)&Blonde(Female) Eyes: They both have two. Occupation: EASY TARGET FOR DISASTER/HORROR MOVIE VILLIAN However sex before marriage was a sin and they quickly died from the radiation inside the giant mutated snake as part of god's divine will. Hobo Jim grimaced and looked off to the distant government base and tornado. "It is always the young who die of the old follies during wartime" He said bitterly. Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 15 2008, 08:20 PM.
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| Instant | Nov 15 2008, 08:33 PM Post #6 |
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"Wait, I think I can save them." Dave stepped forward and bent over the couple, using his magnificent Doctor powers to...do absolutely nothing. He took a few steps back. "Well damn" |
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Nov 15 2008, 09:27 PM Post #7 |
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Name: Adolph Schnippshly Age: 30 Hair: He refuses to take off his helmet so nobody knows but it's probably purple. Eyes: His gas mask can't be removed but if you look really hard through the eyeholes they look like sparkly rainbows of magic. Profession: Mental hospital patient Name: Krockard the Sane Age: Old as time Hair: Grey as withered ash Eyes: Deep as the deepest of wells Profession: Knower of all that is true and right, mentor of Schnippshly Name: Table-Loving Larry Age: Old enough to know what a table is Hair: TABLES DON'T NEED HAIR! Eyes: TABLES DON'T HAVE EYES!!! Profession: Table-Loving Meanwhile, one hour in the future... "I must kill Kiorein to win all the p'zones!" shouted Schnippshly in the main room of the mental hospital. He was surrounded by other crazy people who were totally insane. Schnippshly was schizophrenic, imagining that he was in a magical world where he was a time-travelling Nazi. "OH MY GOD HERE COMES A TWISTER FULL OF SNAKES!!!" shouted Krockard the Sane. All the orderlies had left an hour ago because they figured why save crazy people, as was their responsibility, when they could just save themselves? Luckily the orderlies had all been eaten by a giant snake an hour before. As God intended. Here it came, closer and closer...! "I'LL SAVE US!" shouted Schnippshly. He tore off his mental hospital clothes to reveal underneath a trench coat from World War 1 and a time table. "GET ON DER TABLE!" shouted Schnippshly. All the crazy people hopped on the table, especially Table-Loving Larry who loves getting on tables. "TAKE IT AWAY, BOY!!!" shouted Krockard. Then they all disappeared from existance as the snake twister tore through the building. An hour in the past, or as we know it now, the present... The table appeared in the middle of a random street, so random that it just happened to be where a hobo was fighting a giant snake. "Boy, that is random!" declared Krockard. The group of crazy people all decided it was time to leave, but Adolph Schnippshly, Krockard the Sane and Table-Loving Larry decided that the hobo was their new master and they knelt before him. "LEAD US!" shouted Krockard. Edited by Pregga Zexas, Nov 15 2008, 09:29 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Nov 16 2008, 01:08 PM Post #8 |
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Suddenly a train was thrown by the far off tornado into the subway entrence blocking off the road. "Looks like we are going to have to go another way," he said to Dave and those two other guys. Then Aldolhp and Krockard appeared. "More fuel for the fire" He said grimly. |
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| Instant | Nov 16 2008, 06:54 PM Post #9 |
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"Well, if we can't go through the subway, let's go through the overway" Said Dave, pointing at what appeared to be a subway in the sky. Unfortunately, they were all hallucinating due to the effects of the radiation leaking out of the giant snake. "Oh well, guess we'd better take the streets." |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 16 2008, 06:58 PM Post #10 |
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Hobo Jim quickly swallowed his iodine pills. "The overway of hanoi... I remember it clearly" He then flashed back to being surrounded. And then plummeting... And then the scientists. Their probing and medication. Meanwhile to everyone else it had appeared hobo jim had gone into a cationic state. Someone else would have to find the way. |
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Nov 19 2008, 04:17 PM Post #11 |
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OCC:okay, sorry I haven't posted in a while, it's a long story and if you ask me I might just tell it (probably not). Anyway the RP that's what's important. IC: Donald walked outside of his apartment to find a giant snake carcuss and a hobo convulting right next to it. This was weird considering he had only been in his apartment for 10 minutes (what was even stranger was that Donald didn't hear any of this). He then noticed that all of the people standing around the hobo were now looking at him. "Jesus" shouted Adolph pointing at Donald. Everybody hallucinating from the radiation belived Donald to be Jesus, they even imagined a beard on to him. "Where to next, Jesus" Dave asked? "Um...to that car over there we will take it for our own" Donald proclaimed while pointing to a car across the street. "What about him" Krockard said pointing at Hobo Jim? "He's a goner, we'll leave him here to die" said Donald taking Jim's combat knife. Unknown to Donald, Adolph had taken Jim's shotgun and hidden it in his clothing. Edited by Swanson, Nov 19 2008, 05:17 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Nov 19 2008, 04:57 PM Post #12 |
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Unfortunately touching the hobo's weaponry triggered his beserk button. As Donald reached for his knife Jim's eye twitched and he grabbed Donald's hand. He then kicked Donald in the leg right by the sciatic nerve. Jim then spun around Donald and put him in a choke hold with his combat knife against Donald's throat. Schnisply would hopefully be deterred by the though of dealing with a homeless CQC master. |
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Swanson
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Nov 19 2008, 05:38 PM Post #13 |
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The rest of the group pleaded with Hobo Jim that killing Jesus would be pointless since he would just come back. Jim had no clue what they were talking about, as he was no longer suffering from the radiation. Nevertheless, he reseded. Meanwhile.... Name:Snake Man Age:4 (in snake years) Hair:scaley eyes: like a snake's profession:Sewer Dweller Snake Man looked on from his giant HD TV. "It's all coming together nicely with those idiots from the base killed, all I have to deal with is the hobo and the snakes will once again rule the planet MWHAHAHAHA." After saying this statement to himself and no one else he procced to his countdown clock which put the twisters arrival time at 45 minutes. |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 19 2008, 06:30 PM Post #14 |
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Jim then let go of donald. "Alright then let's get to that car" He said as he scanned the horizon for any sniper. The wind was beginning to act up. |
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Pregga Zexas
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Nov 20 2008, 03:10 PM Post #15 |
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Schnippshly returned the shotgun to Hobo Jim and was not at all aware why he bothered to take it, but he assumed it was because they would have to fight through trenches and, being a World War 1 vet, he instinctually assumed it would be best if he, a hardened trench fighter, had the shotgun. Or maybe the devil posessed him. "Alright then, let's get to that car," said Hobo Jim. He pointed at Schnippshly. "You take point, get behind that car, we'll cover you." Schnippshly hoped that the shotgun would be able to suppress distant snipers and VietCong, and advanced towards the car. There were no rifle reports as he crossed, so he turned back and waved to his elite team of warriors. They crossed to the car and examined it. "HOW DO WE COMMANDEER THIS DEVICE!?" |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 20 2008, 03:25 PM Post #16 |
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"We need keys" Hobo Jim said as he laid down suppressing fire on the roof tops and ran for the car. He took cover behind it. "Alright you search the car while I go scout out the surrounding area" He commanded. He then ran into the alley and climbed up a fire escape. He then gazed across the city of houston. Houses and shops were burning as the tornado tore through them. Aside from the factories surrounding the government base the industrial sector was fine. Unfortunately Jim did not have much time to contemplate this as he noticed something peculiar about the twister. It was not swaying side to side. This could only mean one thing. The twister was heading their way. |
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Swanson
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Nov 23 2008, 07:30 AM Post #17 |
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OCC: Stair, I belive there's still 45 minutes until the twister hits. |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 23 2008, 01:26 PM Post #18 |
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OOC: I bet you also believe in a heathen god. But Jim only stated it was heading their direction. |
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Nov 23 2008, 05:45 PM Post #19 |
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"Oh, wait, sorry, this is my car," said Table-Loving Larry. He pulled the keys out of his pocket and handed them to Krockard the Sane. "I CAN'T DRIVE, ARE YOU NUTS!?!?!" he shouted as he hopped into the driver's seat and unlocked all the doors. "GET IN, YOU FATTIES!" he shrieked. Jim return and everybody jumped into the car. "WHERE TO!??!?!?!" Krockard punched. ??? Everyone thought about it. Where to indeed? "Uh, I guess we just leave or something." Well that was easy! |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 23 2008, 05:53 PM Post #20 |
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"We'll head to the mall and-" And then Jim was interrupted as a truck was thrown right into the building he was previously in. He looked back to the twister. It had swelled up twice its size, turned purple, and lightning now flashed around it. "WHAT THE HELL?!" He shouted. "I guess the twister hit the moderately sizable collider," speculated crowbar guy. "The what?" Jim asked. "It's this low key government facility I smashed up yesterday," Before the exposition could continue a large hiss permeated the air as a radioactive king cobra with wings dived at the car. "HIT IT" Shouted Jim as Larry put the petal to the metal and drove off as the flying cobra chased them. Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 23 2008, 05:56 PM.
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