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| The Fantastic Adventures of Digman; :O | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 5 2008, 07:28 PM (728 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Dec 5 2008, 07:28 PM Post #1 |
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I wonder how shortlived this RP will be! Digman Just a guy who likes to dig. And his digging is like beautiful art! Exposition Man Digman's arch nemesis. Holds the power to explain details of the plot! Sandwich Pete Enjoys preparing sandwiches that delight all of those around him. Three weeks before the events of The Escapades of Kiorein and Pals... Digman had finally caught Exposition man. "At last, I have found you!" screamed Digman. "Now I can avenge my father!" "We are enemies!" yelled Exposition man. "And I killed your father! Also, I have been fleeing from your revenge for years!" "Yes, we all know that. God dammit, Exposition man." "Well geez. It's my job to... exposify things." "Well now you die!" screamed Digman, thrusting his shovel at him. "Now I am escaping!" yelled Exposition man as he ran away. "I was able to escape while you were talking!" he said as he hopped onto a bus. Digman screamed in anguish. After that, Digman was walking around posting fliers with Exposition man's picture on it. "Hey, seen this guy?" he asked some dude. some dude frowned and said, "Go away you smelly jerk." Digman frowned and sniffed his armpit. "I don't smell." he said with a frown. "DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO HELP ME AVENGE MY FATHER!?" Digman screamed. Edited by Kiorein, Dec 5 2008, 07:34 PM.
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| Instant | Dec 5 2008, 07:43 PM Post #2 |
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A man stepped out of the shadows. "I reckon I can help you pardner." It was none other than....nobody we know wearing a Cowboy outfit! "Name's Texas Tim. I'm from Texas." Texas Tim He's from Texas. "So where do we start?" |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 5 2008, 08:01 PM Post #3 |
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Air Freshener Man! Has the amazing ability to brutally murder odor in a manner that gives people night terrors. But instead uses the spray with infinite particulates that he carries around instead. MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR MAN Mysterious benefactor of Air Freshener man and his numerous allies. Hidden in the shadows except for glowing red eyes. Completely mysterious. IN CHARACTER POST GO A day ago. "You must enlist the man of the shovel into our army to initiate the prophecy. He can be found in breakaway province of Whereeverweare " Explained Mysterious benefactor. "You mean right here?" Asked Air Freshener Man. "No, in Whereeverweare, it is part of a nation in the Pizza Hut Calzone empire," Explained Mysterious Benefactor. "There? The Calzone Dynsasty can barely hold Someplaceelse together. If we commit to whereeverweare the empire will fall apart!" Rebuttaled Air Freshener Man "There is word of a young maverick bastard son who shows incredible leadership; A brief war with the Domino Pizza Domain will result with the current King Harkinian being assassinated. With no offspring, his first cousin will succeed to the throne," " And who is this prodigious ruler you speak of?" "The legendary chef of fire as the prophecy referred to," Air Freshener man gasped in shock at his masters reveal. "He has returned from the war with someplace else, but without digman the prophecy cannot be completed. Head to whereeverweare and recruit Digman," "Yes my liege," replied Air Freshener man as he sprayed his can and disappeared into the smoke. TODAY Just then Digman cougged profusely as he was sprayed with some sort of fragrance thing. "I have vanquished your odor valiant digging warrior!" Exclaimed Air freshener man valiantly as the smoke dispersed to reveal him. |
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| Instant | Dec 6 2008, 07:28 PM Post #4 |
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Texas Tim drew his revolver and pointed it at Air Freshener Man. "You'd best stop assaulting those germs, pardner."
Edited by Instant, Dec 6 2008, 07:41 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Dec 6 2008, 07:41 PM Post #5 |
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"I don't recommend that," replied Air Freshener man as he sprayed Texas Tim with a second spray can. Texas Tim fired in shock but the gases interrupted the chemical reactions in the bullets preventing them from firing. "What in the samhill have you done!?" Shouted Texas Tim. "Nothing as bad as this," Air Freshener Man replied as he pulled out his can of face melting spray and sprayed at Texas Tim in an attempt to make his face melt. Edited by Stairmaster, Dec 6 2008, 07:46 PM.
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| Instant | Dec 6 2008, 08:00 PM Post #6 |
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Luckily for Texas Tim, he was part Native American and used spirit projection to possess Texas Man. Texas Man The only man with more Texas in him than Texas Tim. Texas Man stepped forward. You're either with us, or you're a queer-o-sexual. |
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| Kiorein | Dec 6 2008, 10:52 PM Post #7 |
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"I AM ESCAPING!" screamed Exposition man, at the top of his lungs. "I hear Exposition Man! Stop killing each other and help me kill him!" shouted Digman. He hopped into his motor wheelbarrow and made chase towards the bus. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 6 2008, 10:54 PM Post #8 |
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Airfreshener man pointed his spray cans downward and sprayed himself upward like a jetpack. He then landed on the bus. "THEY ARE CHASING ME SO THEY CAN KILL ME!" Shouted Exposition man. |
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| Instant | Dec 7 2008, 07:39 PM Post #9 |
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Texas Man pulled out a rope and wrangled himself a horse so he could chase after the bus. Which he did. When he got close enough, he started shooting at Exposition man who yelled "YOU ARE MISSING!" |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 9 2008, 04:27 AM Post #10 |
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Suddenly though a bullet peirced exposition mans ribs and he fell to the ground bleeding profusely. Airfreshener man sprayed a hole in the roof and jumped down. "Looks like it's over for you exposition man," Declared Air Freshener Man. Exposition man coughed up blood and with his last ounce of strength pulled off his mask he had been wearing this whole time. "THAT'S NOT EXPOSITION MAN!" Shouted Air Freshener man. "Looks like it's explanation man which would explain why he was explaining everything," Concluded bus driver. "Wait who is watching the road?" Suddenly the bus swerved off the road and crashed into the city municipal center which does stuff. It then proceeded to burst into flames and explode. "Oops ruined mah bus" Noted Bus driver as he climbed out of the wreckage unharmed. BUS DRIVER: A driver of buses who has trouble focusing on the road. |
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Dec 13 2008, 03:59 PM Post #11 |
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Grunge Dude Use the mighty power of Grunge to "rock" Grunge Dude looked at the chaos and decided to write a song about it and he called it "Gang Rape". "We need to find Exposition Man" shouted Digman. "What's the point, we're all just going to die" despite saying this Grunge Dude decided to tag along |
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http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion Changing the world, one video at a time. | |
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| Kiorein | Dec 30 2008, 01:56 AM Post #12 |
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"All right, my strange new friends." said Digman. "Thanks for helping me avenge my father. But I cannot but feel the urge to go shopping!" "Go shopping? This is not the time!" yelled Air Freshener Man. Digman pointed at the legendary store. The Digporium. "That's just a place where they sell shovels and high tech digging equipment! Why would you want to-- oh, right." Digman headed into the store. "Don't worry, maybe they'll have a Shovel Radar to help us find Exposition Man. Or whatever!" said Digman as he examined a shiny titanium shovel. [o]Chapter 2: Peril at the Digging Emporium[/o] The store was massive. Rows upon rows of digging equipment and shovels. Everyone waited impatiently as Digman gleefully searched about the shop. As he went, he bumped into some scientist kid. "Hey! Watch where you're going!" yelled Digman. "Er... sorry...." "Hey, what's that in your hand?" inquired Digman, pointing at the strange shovel the scientist was holding. "Oh, this is just the ultimate shovel, that I invented." "ULTIMATE SHOVEL!?" "Yeah!" Digman snatched it from him. "Awesome!" "Digman what are you doing? Shouldn't we be off killing Exposition Man?" inquired Air Freshener Man. "Yeah. I've got an itch for adventure." said Texas Man. "Hey-- that's my shov-" "Shut up." said Digman. "B-but..." said the scientist. Air Freshener Man sprayed him in the eyes with some air freshener. "Augh!" screamed the scientist. "HEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!" he screamed. The Digporium guards appeared. Several of them. Digman faced them and smirked. Then he spun his ultimate shovel around over his head and made action poses. Unfortunately, this took up too much time and the guards started to beat him up with their shovels. "Oh god, help!" he shouted. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 30 2008, 03:49 PM Post #13 |
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Air freshener man quickly pulled out his cans of fire and sprayed at the guards. "We have to get to the ritual digging implement section before midnight," He explained. |
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Dec 31 2008, 10:03 AM Post #14 |
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As guards closed in around him Grunge Dude decided to take out his mighty electric guitar. "YEAH" he said after playing an "awesome" guitar riff. The guards were vaporized on site. Edited by Swanson, Jan 3 2009, 11:42 AM.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion Changing the world, one video at a time. | |
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| Kiorein | Jan 14 2009, 04:40 PM Post #15 |
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"Why do we need that?" asked Digman. "To help us find Exposition Man?" |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 14 2009, 06:04 PM Post #16 |
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"Why of course" Said Air Freshener Man in a shifty eyed manner. |
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Feb 22 2009, 04:52 PM Post #17 |
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Suddenly, Time Man appeared from a time coffee cup. "WHAT IS THIS YOU ARE DOING!? YOU ARE DER WORST HEROES EVER!" "How so?" asked Digman skeptically. "You're stealing from stores and killing the guards for the stores you're stealing from! And you want to kill Exposition Man to death while he runs for his life!" yelled the man with his obnoxious German accent. "I don't understand your point." "My point is may I join you?" |
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| Stairmaster | Feb 22 2009, 04:58 PM Post #18 |
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Hours ago: "A man with power over history will join you on this mission. Be wary of him," Instructed Mysterious Benefactor Man. Now: Air freshener man hesitantly held his arm out to shake hands with the mysterious German. "Where are you from?" |
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| Instant | Feb 22 2009, 05:41 PM Post #19 |
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"He's from Queerville" Texas Man interjected, obviously not taking kindly to foreigners around here. "Bet he couldn't even handle one of these." He then unwrapped and ate a Texas Double Whopper. |
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| Khrene | Feb 22 2009, 06:06 PM Post #20 |
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As the group conversed a man has been setting up a wall... with a window in it. Then the man, with a running start came bursting through the windows sending deadly glass shards everywhere. "What'cha boys up to?" said the man "Who the hell are you!?" said Air freshener man "Whoever he is, he doesn't have my respect" Texas man said. "I'm Window man! I'm a carpenter who loves to build and bust through windows!" "You like Chuck Norris?" "Hell yeah! He likes to bust through windows, and through other people through windows!" "He's okay with me." responded Texas man. |
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