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| Escapades Christmas Special; Oh lord | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 19 2008, 08:18 PM (442 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Dec 19 2008, 08:18 PM Post #1 |
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--------------- It was just about Christmas time! Of course, few of our delinquent characters actually celebrated the holiday! This RP takes place after the GT chapter and the sub chapter. It's non-canon. -------------- "IIINNNNNSSSTTAAAANNNNTTTTT!!!!!!" screamed Kiorein. Instant came running. "How many times do I have to tell you? When you kill Enolc, CLEAN UP THE MESS! Now clean up this mess!" Instant mumbled something as he cleaned up some dead Enolcs. Kiorein smiled and turned. He suddenly saw a letter on the floor in front of the mail slot. He walked over to it and opened it up. He grew more and more distressed as he read it.
"Ohhh god, how am I gonna break this to the guys..." said Kio. "God demmit." |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 09:04 PM Post #2 |
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Suddenly Stairmaster came in and turned on the sink and rituallistically cleaned himself. Then he kneeled and faced mecca as he prayed to allah. (OOC: I love noncanon-ness) |
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Dec 19 2008, 09:05 PM Post #3 |
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Schnippshly teleported in. "WHAT BETTER WAY TO SUPRESS THE JEWS THAN TO SHOVE CHRISTMAS IN THEIR HANNUKKAH FACES!!!" "Wait, you teleported? I thought you time-traveled!" "SHUT YOUR JEW FACE!" |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 09:06 PM Post #4 |
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Stairmaster finished chanting in arab. "Well you have to travel through time and space otherwise when you travel back intime you will not of accounted for the planets movement through the universe and will end up in the vaccumm of space," He explained. |
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| Instant | Dec 19 2008, 09:08 PM Post #5 |
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"You mean we get to go to the North Pole where all of my presents are kept?" Instant paused and thought here. "I'm in." |
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Dec 19 2008, 09:08 PM Post #6 |
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Schnippshly then explained how he managed to time travel through an excessive use of technobabble and bullcrap. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 09:09 PM Post #7 |
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"The north pole?" Stairmaster stroked his chin. "Hold on one sec," He said as he went to the closet to put on his trench coat. Underneath was a bombvest which was covered in lamp oil and tied to him with ropes. Soon he would destroy the artic demon in his holy conquest.
Edited by Stairmaster, Dec 19 2008, 09:11 PM.
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Dec 19 2008, 09:10 PM Post #8 |
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"Wait, who said we were going to the North Pole?" asked Schnippshly. "WAS IT ME FROM THE FUTURE!????!?!?! God damn me!"
Edited by Pregga Zexas, Dec 19 2008, 09:12 PM.
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| Kiorein | Dec 19 2008, 09:21 PM Post #9 |
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"Well, it's settled then. To appease the directors, we will head to the North Pole." Cooker walked over. "Hey guys, what are you all packing for?" he inquired. Suddenly, Painting showed up. "Guys! Turn the TV on! News channel!" Kiorein grabbed the remote and turned the TV on. "SANTA HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!!" shrieked the news guy. "Well, it was just some mall Santas," said his partner. "Painting, this is just some news cast about a bunch of dead Santas. Who cares?" said Kiorein. "Don't you see? Christmas is in danger! A guy calling himself the Christmas Killer is on the loose." "Gotta hel. We're gonna go steal presents from the North Pole," said Instant. "Oh snap, that sounds awesome." said Painting. "Wait. This letter..." Kiorein held it up. "Says that we have to save Christmas. We have to apprehend the guy who is killing Santas!" "Maybe it is the real Santa. He probably got pissed off because of all the imitators," said stair. "I dunno. We should go check it out," said Kio. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 09:24 PM Post #10 |
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"We are going to need some help in solving this mystery. Let's go to the north pole and ask santa for a crew of mystery solvers!" Suggested stairmaster. Unfortunately the north pole was on earth which was where they were ambigously/not located. "Quick to the space helicopter!" Meanwhile painting stole the tv. Edited by Stairmaster, Dec 19 2008, 09:24 PM.
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| Instant | Dec 19 2008, 09:35 PM Post #11 |
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"You mean we get to go to the North Pole where all of my presents are kept?" Instant paused and thought here. "I'm in." "Didn't you say that already?" "Shutup" Instant said as he ran to the helicopter. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 09:38 PM Post #12 |
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"I'll fly" Stairmaster decreed as he hopped into the cockpit. |
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| Kiorein | Dec 19 2008, 10:14 PM Post #13 |
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"I dunno if I feel safe about that." said Cooker. "You don't have to come!" snapped Kiorein as he hopped in. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 10:22 PM Post #14 |
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And then some dramatic ominous music played as the helicopter went through kios roof and off into stormy weather. |
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Dec 19 2008, 10:27 PM Post #15 |
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"Should we be flying a helicopter through a storm? There's a huge chance of us crashing and dying," said Enolc. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!" screamed Kiorein, kicking Enolc out of the helicopter. "Thank God you kicked that evil zombie out of the helicopter!" said Enolc. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 19 2008, 11:26 PM Post #16 |
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"Wait a minute it is time we solve this mystery once and for all! Enolc who keeps cloning you and why do you keep appearing right near us?" Stairmaster asked as took his eyes off the sky and flew the helicopter into space and was heading directly for the sun. |
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| Kiorein | Dec 30 2008, 12:37 AM Post #17 |
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"Stair! STAIR!" shouted Kio. "What iiiis it!?" he snapped back. "We're heading straight for the sun!" "Learning more about Enolc is more important than that!" he snapped back. "I'm taking the wheel!" "Do you even have a license, Kio?" "No..." "Well, I have one." said stair as he flashed it. "This means I know what I'm doing." "What's that red stamp on it?" "NOTHING!" "WELL HURRY UP AND STEER AWAY FROM THE SUN. IT'S PRETTY BIG AND BRIGHT, YOU CAN'T MISS IT!" |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 30 2008, 02:05 PM Post #18 |
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"NO WAIT, MAYBE I CAN LAND ON THIS!" Stairmaster proclaimed. He was then hit over the head with the fire extingusher by someone because this was a terrible idea. |
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Jan 2 2009, 12:26 AM Post #19 |
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Then Shadow said, "JUST PUT ON THESE SUNGLASSES AND WE CAN LAND ON THE SUN AND NOT GET BURNED HOTLY!" Then Shadow was pushed out of the helicopter into the sun and he died. |
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| Stairmaster | May 15 2009, 12:43 PM Post #20 |
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At that point they hit the sun and died. ************************************************* Kiorein woke sweating in horror over this helicopter trip nightmare while conveniently not remembering the parts about stairmaster being an islamic radical. A few hours later he went to go get the mail while instant buried enolc cadeavers. He looked upon in despair as the events of his premonition began occurring. |
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